AngryPirate wrote:
Not only is that opinion jaded, it's simply not true.
No AP, it's true. Yours is just an excuse. One thing is to get her digits and call her while in town, and another is to exchange emails and phone calls in a bi-lingual Tarzan's lingo with a semi-literate puta. I've seen it and it's plain and simple pathetic.An excuse for what? Keeping in touch with a handful of girls that are particularly suitable to one's unique tastes? Why would anyone have to make an "excuse" for that? No offense, but that's one of the silliest things I've ever read on CRT.
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If a particular chica rocks your world...
A puta rocking an old man's world!? That's macho talk, there's no such a thing. We all get the same kind of service from those ladies, exaggeration is what makes it great. Okay, now who is making the excuses here? From this reply I can reasonably infer that (1) you are old; (2) a chica has never rocked your world; and (3) you resent the young whippersnappers who know how to MAKE a chica rock their worlds. But here's a newsflash for you. I have many friends who are much older than me that can cajole twice as much goodwill performance out of the chicas than I could only hope to one day achieve. They are my heroes, and my hat is off to those fine men. So, the fact that you are "old" is no excuse for missing out on the "world-rocking" experience in Costa Rica. It's something else.
Things go like this: monger # 1 goes with puta Maria, then comes here and tells us she was the best phuck he ever had (of course, he doesn't mention that the other woman he had been with before was a crack whore he did a couple of times in an alleyway back home).
Now monger # 2 search for puta Maria expecting the greatest thing since sliced bread but instead gets the sex monger number # 1 got but didn't tell us. Do you think monger # 2 would come here and tell us that puta Maria is a lousy phuck? That's a tough one. Let's say that the ego took over and he won't.
Now monger # 3 hooks up with puta Maria and of course, gets the usual shitty sex then comes here and tells it like it is. Mongers # 1 and 2 will tell monger # 3 "you got her in a bad day".
Only once I went with a star puta and spite of all the "sex to die for" talk, I found out that the sex was just like what you get from any other puta, a little bit different but nothing to write home about it.Again, you aren't getting the "rocked-my-world" treatment because that's not how you roll. And again, just because you choose not to or are incapable of getting a primo performance doesn't mean the rest of us suck at it. As a matter of fact, if you CHOOSE to rabbit-fuck 'em and forget 'em just to maximize the number of sessions in a given trip, I can respect that. Been there, done that, and still do that as part of a complete CR experience. I may offer my perspective as friendly unsolicited advice, but I'll never judge a monger who isn't doing something to embarrass the brotherhood. To each his own.
I'm not professing to be some super-monger with all the answers to optimizing every experience with a chica. As a matter of fact, I've had some pretty shitty sessions with legends such as Relax Jenny and Zona Blue Stephanie. Sometimes things just don't click. But when I do strike gold and get that chest-heaving, toe-curling, triple-leche performance, I'm going to do everything in my power to get it again the next time. But if some embittered poster on CRT feels compelled to preach to me that mongering is an ordinary hobby and that the rest of mongerdom that actually "gets it" is doing something wrong because their MO doesn't conform to his ideal of how one should operate in this world, well, that's not my problem. As far as I'm concerned, what I do is all about me, and I won't make someone else's problem my problem.
She rocks your world, compare to what?[/size]
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...don't do it and risk losing out on a good thing...
...or call her and risk losing a better thing.Compared to the sub-par performances I've had elsewhere, i.e., the same kind of admittedly uninspired drabness you get from every monger experience you have ever had.
What is particularly perplexing about this comment is that you state I "risk losing out on a good thing." This is puzzling on two levels. First, how can I risk losing out on a good thing if I'm making arrangements to bang a known sure-good thing? Second, if, as you stated, all experiences are pretty much the same, how do I risk missing out on a good thing if the next thing is the same thing? Such tortured logic makes my head hurt.
About all that "communication on your terms" is just part of the macho talk. We control nothing, the one with the pus*y controls us with the help of our egos.[/size]
Therein lies your problem. Clearly, you won't allow yourself to take control of an easily controllable situation. It baffles me that anyone would drop a couple of grand to make a brief trip to CR for the privilege of allowing a bunch of twenty-something prostitutes play him like their trained perro. We can do that for free in the States. Why pay for it?
I hope this doesn't come across as too harsh. You're probably a nice guy in real life, and I'm sure I would enjoy having a beer with you. But your mild hostility and grossly misplaced and condescending paternalism, I think, warranted the response you got.
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