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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:34 pm 
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I have a new book coming out soon... "The Human Side of Hooking... What You Can't See Because Your Blood Engorged, Viagra Enhanced Penis Is Blocking Your View."

I don't know... that may be too many words on the cover... maybe something like......"Is That Your Dick In Your Eye?... An Expose On Selfishness".

Nope... that's too long as well.... "C*ck Blocking 101... The Do's And Don't For Retards" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk....


There are some retards on the board that are going to resent that comment! lol :lol:

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SnapperTrapper wrote:
Berk2302 wrote:
I have a new book coming out soon... "The Human Side of Hooking... What You Can't See Because Your Blood Engorged, Viagra Enhanced Penis Is Blocking Your View."

I don't know... that may be too many words on the cover... maybe something like......"Is That Your Dick In Your Eye?... An Expose On Selfishness".

Nope... that's too long as well.... "C*ck Blocking 101... The Do's And Don't For Retards" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk....


There are some retards on the board that are going to resent that comment! lol :lol:


Laughter is good for the soul. I remember several years ago a chica from Colombia, fresh on the scene, eventually becoming roommates with my very good Colombian amiga. We sat at the lobby bar one night for 3 plus hours laughing our asses at everything under the sun until 2:30 am. No hookin' up as some say... becoming fast friends... seeing the "human" side of things. Many of you only know the "business end" of the HDR. There actually is another side to the HDR. The unzip, thrust, thrust, rezip dance is short lived, but well like by even me. The possible friendships last far longer.

I should start a new thread... something like "Wake Up and Smell the Coffee... the Chica Next to You is Not Simply a Life Support Machine for a pu*sy"... wait... didn't I alread do a "Wake Up and Smell the Coffee" thread? Yes, why yes I believe I did! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Berk, I think that you and Astroglide should get together and write that book since you are both such great experts on that sort of thing.


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Agreed. This thread has gone on for about 11-12 pages longer than it really deserved.


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Agreed. This thread has gone on for about 11-12 pages longer than it really deserved.


I gotta ask... are you the post police? As smart as you hold yourself out to be haven't you learned NOT to left click on any particular thread that doesn't meet your fancy?

The ball shaving and last post wins thread....... 20 billion posts and I've clicked on it maybe twice each... and that's a strech.

This place isn't what it use to be.

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Berk2302 wrote:
"C*ck Blocking 101... The Do's And Don't For Retards" :lol: :lol: :lol:
I guess you and Sonny would be the ones to ask.





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Many of you only know the "business end" of the HDR. There actually is another side to the HDR. The unzip, thrust, thrust, rezip dance is short lived, but well like by even me. The possible friendships last far longer.

... the Chica Next to You is Not Simply a Life Support Machine for a pu*sy" :lol:

Berk....


Again, where are these attacks coming from ? Which CRT member(s) are you referring to ? What prompted this thread and these thoughts ?

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Berk2302 wrote:
I have a new book coming out soon... "The Human Side of Hooking... What You Can't See Because Your Blood Engorged, Viagra Enhanced Penis Is Blocking Your View."

I don't know... that may be too many words on the cover... maybe something like......"Is That Your Dick In Your Eye?... An Expose On Selfishness".

Nope... that's too long as well.... "C*ck Blocking 101... The Do's And Don't For Retards" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk....


I kinda wish this is the only thing I read in this thread. Funny stuff


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Berk2302 wrote:
I have a new book coming out soon... "The Human Side of Hooking... What You Can't See Because Your Blood Engorged, Viagra Enhanced Penis Is Blocking Your View."

I don't know... that may be too many words on the cover... maybe something like......"Is That Your Dick In Your Eye?... An Expose On Selfishness".

Nope... that's too long as well.... "C*ck Blocking 101... The Do's And Don't For Retards" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Berk....


I can already see it going #1 in the New York Times Best Seller List :D


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The Lawyers has step in.
The psychiatrist has testified.
The Priest had given it last right.
The Under takers has been summoned.
The plot has been picked out.
The day has been arrange for the funeral.

All the mourners have gathered one last time to say good by to this thread and has paid there last respect..

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE THAT CAN CALL THE TIME OF DEATH ON THIS THING SO WE CAN GO BACK TO DRINK, FOCKING AND SOCIALIZING????

Dam I don't need one I can play the part; I actually have the training.

At 9:51 AM EST 09-26-2009 AD. This patient has pass. May it's soul rest in peace. And by the ways there is a DNR (no Resuscitation clause in the will). He who break's it' will not get the free beer next time we meet in SL..

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One last question:

When am I supposed to send her money?


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Mysnoatb wrote:
One last question:

When am I supposed to send her money?


I believe you missed the entire post.

1. If she is a hard core puta, you can do whatever you want.

2. If she is a new, soft , nice, girl you will now give the money to Sonny and he will disperse it. You will never actually meet the girl.

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:? :? did sonny give her money for the taxi, also :? :?


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