This is an interesting topic in that maybe actually conducting a job interview could be fun. It is a job they are applying for. No? But I would do it a bit differently. Set up shop at the table by the stairs leading from the bar to the bathroom with a "Hello, my name is" tag and thick glasses. The questions would be phrased a bit different.
When I C*m in your mouth, do you?
a) just spill it all over my waist
b) look for the closest towel to spit it in
c) go to bathroom and spit it out
d) just swallow it (by the way you are hired)
This would establish CIM
Do you have any favorite positions? (simple one, they are not nuclear physicists)
While I am snacking the dessert from your lunchbox, would you?
a) tell me when you are cummin
b) just let the icing flow
c) fake it and tell me Si papi multiple times
This could establish whether or not she also wants to enjoy a session.
If we get to my room at 10:47 and I pop my second load at 1:18, how long have we actually been together? (10 second question)
Two point question, 2 leches and whether or not we have a clock watcher.
If we agreed to $60, for 2 hours and 2 leches, but I handed you $70, would you?
a) assume the extra $10 was tip and taxi
b) tell me that I gave you $70 and see what I say
We have set a price point, timing and # of times and established some character reference (although we would not necessarily believe any answer to option b).
I just might try this out. If others would like to add some interview questions, that would be great, just keep it in the same spirit (not so direct).
Dean