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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:09 am 
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This is an interesting topic in that maybe actually conducting a job interview could be fun. It is a job they are applying for. No? But I would do it a bit differently. Set up shop at the table by the stairs leading from the bar to the bathroom with a "Hello, my name is" tag and thick glasses. The questions would be phrased a bit different.

When I C*m in your mouth, do you?
a) just spill it all over my waist
b) look for the closest towel to spit it in
c) go to bathroom and spit it out
d) just swallow it (by the way you are hired) :)

This would establish CIM

Do you have any favorite positions? (simple one, they are not nuclear physicists)

While I am snacking the dessert from your lunchbox, would you?
a) tell me when you are cummin
b) just let the icing flow
c) fake it and tell me Si papi multiple times

This could establish whether or not she also wants to enjoy a session.

If we get to my room at 10:47 and I pop my second load at 1:18, how long have we actually been together? (10 second question)

Two point question, 2 leches and whether or not we have a clock watcher.

If we agreed to $60, for 2 hours and 2 leches, but I handed you $70, would you?
a) assume the extra $10 was tip and taxi
b) tell me that I gave you $70 and see what I say

We have set a price point, timing and # of times and established some character reference (although we would not necessarily believe any answer to option b).

I just might try this out. If others would like to add some interview questions, that would be great, just keep it in the same spirit (not so direct).

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learn to express the emotion called "humor" in spanish. It will work better than your mechanical "may I insert my index finger in your womb" questions.


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Also, some interviewing tips for them could also help

1) show cleavage and shake a bit while faking a stretch
2) put pen gently on lips while thinking about your answer
3) pretend scratch your inner thigh (make sure interviewer is looking)
4) periodic, subtle moans never hurt your chances

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or just make her orgasm in the first session. That will direct her inner GFE towards you.

Why aren't there more posts about how to make a puta orgasm?


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Dean wrote:
This is an interesting topic in that maybe actually conducting a job interview could be fun. It is a job they are applying for. No? But I would do it a bit differently. Set up shop at the table by the stairs leading from the bar to the bathroom with a "Hello, my name is" tag and thick glasses. The questions would be phrased a bit different.

When I C*m in your mouth, do you?
a) just spill it all over my waist
b) look for the closest towel to spit it in
c) go to bathroom and spit it out
d) just swallow it (by the way you are hired) :)

This would establish CIM

Do you have any favorite positions? (simple one, they are not nuclear physicists)

While I am snacking the dessert from your lunchbox, would you?
a) tell me when you are cummin
b) just let the icing flow
c) fake it and tell me Si papi multiple times

This could establish whether or not she also wants to enjoy a session.

If we get to my room at 10:47 and I pop my second load at 1:18, how long have we actually been together? (10 second question)

Two point question, 2 leches and whether or not we have a clock watcher.

If we agreed to $60, for 2 hours and 2 leches, but I handed you $70, would you?
a) assume the extra $10 was tip and taxi
b) tell me that I gave you $70 and see what I say

We have set a price point, timing and # of times and established some character reference (although we would not necessarily believe any answer to option b).

I just might try this out. If others would like to add some interview questions, that would be great, just keep it in the same spirit (not so direct).

Dean



Guess their shoe size. That's always a distracter question. Once you get them distracted, you can make your moves, while they are looking at their feet.


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This is a pretty cool thread.

It'll be interesting to see for those that have tried using this list even if its just for kicks on the girl, was your session better? Did they possess all the skills mentioned on the application/resume? From what i understand people do lie/exaggerate on their resumes. :roll:

just curious if this method actually alleviated the bait and switches with the chicas?


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From my experience Chico it seems more effective to "interview" through casual conversation. I think presenting your interview is just as important as what your saying. :idea:

So needless to say, firing sexual questions one after the other might not be the best way to go about it. Just my opinion...

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Cujo'S wrote:
From my experience Chico it seems more effective to "interview" through casual conversation. I think presenting your interview is just as important as what your saying. :idea:

So needless to say, firing sexual questions one after the other might not be the best way to go about it. Just my opinion...

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Yea thats what i meant, i didnt mean for us to use that list of questions like an actual job interview.

I guess to clarify my question from before...for those that have used this whether its very casual or in humor form, what was the reaction from the chicas i guess is what i'm asking.


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Well hopefully the reaction is playful flirtatious banter right back.... :?

Maybe I'm still missing the question, do you mean if any of them get offended or appalled at some comments?


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Well hopefully the reaction is playful flirtatious banter right back.... :?

Maybe I'm still missing the question, do you mean if any of them get offended or appalled at some comments?
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exactly..haven't you seen those movies where if a guy say anything perverse to a girl will get food/drink in their face/slap in the face/punch in the face? :lol:


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I thought that's what you meant, that's why I mentioned the importance of delivery earlier... :idea:

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My questions was in 2 parts:

1. For those that have used this list(regardless of your delivery method eg. jokingly or serious interview) how receptive were the chicas to these questions?

2. For those lucky guys that found girls that are into this list and pass with flying colors...once you bring them back to your bedroom how was their performance:
a)did not meet expectations
b)met expectations
c)exceeded expectations


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I got a bad BJ ,Mini bar cleaned out, and some crabs :oops:


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I usually joke around with the ladies and talk WITH them (not at them). To me, it just seems logical. If the lady is involved with a conversation she would tend to also be involved with the sexual activities. There are no guarantees but I trust human nature and a sincere smile enough to go with my instincts. I have been wrong but not usually.

Most of the times that I have been more direct with straight sex questions, the sessions were not as expected. Now, you can't script a few jokes and then go back to the room and have nothing to say.

Another interview question just came to mind

Do you prefer cocoa puffs or cherios after sex in the morning?

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