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I enjoy the company of those girls very much, but if I had to choose a wife between them and a Gringa, I'll go with the Gringa. Those girls are ok (just) for a couple of days, but as wives, you have to deal with the real thing, and believe me, it's not fun. I know there are quite a few (Gringas) bitches out there, but in general American women can be ok wives...if you play your cards right. I have heard plenty of Latinas stating (among other things) that their husbands have to support them (what I make is mine, what you make is our), a Gringa is most likely to chip in. At least, that's my experience.
By the way, I'm not a Gringo.

I told this on another thread, but since it came up here....I have to repeat it here.

Texasrolex says

OK....for you and RealmanK....her is her number: 506-555-9222.

But also, in the interest of full disclosure...and since I admitted this on another board....i did break up with her yesterday....but took her back today.

She called me in tears, saying she had cried all night. She promised me that she loved me for me...and not for my dinero. To prove this, she promised me that she would never again....NUNCA....ask for more dinero from me. She just wanted me back. She said if she ever had a problem again, she would simply go work hard for the money instead of calling me asking for a handout. She used to work at the Discoteque selling cerveza, and she will just go back there.

She told me when I return, she wanted me to stay with her, sleep in her bed with her, and screw her as often as I want, and she will ask nothing of me. She just wants to be my novia. She claimed she was not lying about the accident and the broken arm, and she promised to prove this to Texcdn when he returns to CR soon. (gotta see that!)

If it turns out she is wearing a cast, I will feel like a shithead. But what was I to do? I was expecting a sob story, but not this. I know that this is bullshit. I know she does not really mean it. Or maybe she really does mean it at the time...but things are always in such fluidity with ticas, that if it changes, she will adjust her story accordingly.

Do I really think she is in love with just me...and not my dinero? De ninguna manera! But she said it so convincingly and was so sweet, and cried real tears. I called her mi paquena actriz! She said no...she was not doing that. She meant it.

She said if she ever changed and asked me for money for anything, I could dump her on the spot and call her a "Mother Phucker." She said it over and over again....and it was so funny I started laughing. She stopped me and said...."do I sound like I am laughing? No, I am deadly serious." She assured me she was sincero. She assured me that she has had no interest in any chico since she met me, and wants nothing to do with any of them, only me.

So I caved. I figure what do I have to lose? I have a little latina hottie promising me endless sex in her own bed for nothing other than my love and affection. I know it will end...and will end badly someday. I also plan to return to action in the Del Rey, even if I have to lie to her....but why worry about that. She has lied to me enough already.

Now, if she really is NOT lying, and really DOES love me for me and really does NOT love me for the dinero....then I am REALLY screwed!

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ASTROGLIDE

Atroglide, you're really going to end up on the couch.
One day, when the two of you are married with 16
K*ds, she's going to stumble on this site and find your jaded posts

It's still better than my life which is so boring that I must live
vicariously through the posts of other board members.

Now I know why this Tica was trying to give me money to break her arm the other day. Looks like she got all of the angles covered. LOL, just kidding but good luck with it.

Thanks, ChiTwn31 for asking the same newbie questions I was thinking of asking being a newbie myself. Like you said the best way to learn to swim is to just jump in.


AstroGlide, Thanks for keeping it real!


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