www.CostaRicaTicas.com

http://www.laughing angel.com offers a new book for gringas who want to avoid sex.
It's titled "365 Ways to Weasel Your Way Out of Sex - What Every Woman Should Know."

I've already started a rebuttal book: "Have Penis, Will Travel."

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Couldn't make El C's link work but Amazon.com has it for $14 + shipping. They seem to think it's funny to frustrate us.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

The link should be:

http://www.laughingangel.net Sorry.

The author, Maddie Michael is from Minneapolis. I've been told she's a cutie (per her web page). Too bad she's figured out so many ways to frustrate men.

Here are a few tips:

Stall tactics: Manicure/pedicure in bed, snuggle with your ch*ld, read or watch TV until he falls asleep.

Aversion tactics: Suggest sex the day after his vasectomy.

Disgusting tactics: Leave a tube of yeast infection medication on the night stand.

Nice.

So, as I said I'm going to author the rebuttal to this book, "Have Penis, Will Travel," in which I will detail how men who aren't getting sex from the manipulative bitch who read Michael's book, can turn around the situation.

I know the book is supposed to be funny. Maybe to some women it will be.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Reminds me of a guy I knew who worked things from a different angle.

If he came home late from drinking and didn't want to deal with his wife's wrath he would walk in the door and yell out, "WHO WANTS TO BUTT F*CK?"

She would curl up like she was sound asleep and he never had to worry about her starting anything.

I, for one, could care less if Gringas ever have sex again.

About the twelfth is when I would consider sex with a Gringa again, the twelfth of never.

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

I really like the new Afghani edic on the whole matter:

whether they want to or not the women must submit to sex upon the request of the man.

Hamid Karzi Pres. of Afghan signed it. Is it rape according to their law??

No it's not Brother Jester, but having had a mother who was subjected to spousal rape for many years, you wanna be careful with that one. OTOH, Gringas grow up very adept at sexual blackmail/ extortion...

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

This doesn't sound like any fun. What's it doing in this section?

This is quite funny though;



Thanks for that El C!

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Just my 2C...