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Hope You don't forget anything like
Toaster oven
Spare tire and a jack
Golf cart
Duct tape
Gold ingots
Bird cage
Plazma TV
Tooth picks
Extra socks
Roof shingles
Tennis racket
Skies (why not)
Fish tank
Just trying to help Help Have A Great trip
A whole box of tampons? or just a few?

No longer in the big corn flakes box of the 70s. They come in very small packages now. One complete package of both. Being sensitive will also get your nuts off multiple pops with the chicas guys!

Receiving a flurry of emails from the girls. They are talking in the central valley.

They be sayin (ebonics)

My 50 is on da way! (ebonics)
My 50 is on da way! (ebonics)
My 50 is on da way! (ebonics)


Who iz fitty (chica)?
Cien papi! (fine ass chica)

I am stoked. Birthday Tuesday. San Jose next Monday!

50

A few other things not to forget
Bowling ball
Rubber raft
Fire wood
Erector set
Cast iron skillet
100 ft. of 5/8 chain
Bale of hay
Anvil
Snow shovel
Axe (for the wood)
Ice skates
Reading lamp
Sheet of plywood

I must be forgeting something

1969 Dodge Charger painted orange with a confederate flag
Phone books from each major town in the US
Cast Iron scale models of each of the major buildings of the world
Fry Daddy deep fat fryer
Backhoe with Front-loader
Forklift (For those extra large chicas)
Time Machine (in case you want to go back and do it again)
The lunar module of the Apollo 11 flight.
A sarcophagus from an egyption temple
Snowmobile (And suit)

Can't be too careful, you never know what you might need.

Someone forgot the handcuff's. Long story behind these when I brought them. Homeland security has an issue whenever you bring anything metal on board. Of course maybe bringing so many sets alerted them, including the anklecuff's and straps.

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin

Final countdown.Tying up any and all loose ends. Two days to paradise. Insomnia setting in and I cant phucking sleep. It is 3:41 a.m. This would be good if I were already there in CR.

I could just catch a taxi down to the DR and scoop up a hottie for the rest of the morning.

Countdown has started 48 hours to luanch.


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Have a great time 50!

Look forward to reading about your trip.

PB

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I would rather import a Pit Viper, than marry a Russian.

Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Oh no can't sleep
How are I'm going to get all these sheep in my bag

You think!

If I did not allready have more than enough to have my feeble mind racing.

4.9 wed, 6.1 today with aftershocks.


I am on my way. Phuck it!


Pedal to da medel.

I lived through Ike.

A little shakey ground aint gonna keep 50 from coming to town.

I rhymed!

I am a poet and I didn't even know it!


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As I recall the building was a shaking the last time you me and Jmoon where there. Hopeing to hit town on the 16th for four days. Will be checking out the area for permante digs come July. See you then.

Made a quick call to the hotel. All is good. No broken windows or structural damage. My room is in tact and awaiting my return. Hopefully there will be a lot of anxious chicas waiting for me as well.

My only concern is with the aftershocks and if the 50 story INS building fell, which direction would it fall? And last but not least. Would the Castillo be in the line of danger from a falling 50 story INS?
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