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I just claim to be headed to Cancun for a bachelor party.......but as I am newly single not too much scrutiny verifying my whereabouts. Next trip I will announce to those who are on a need to know basis that I am in the Bahamas.

I use the tried and true method of saying its a fishing trip! It's partly true. I am fishing for pink snapper!

Keylargoandy,

When you go next time, go ona combo tour or a 4 in 1 tour, bring changes of clothing and have your picture taken with different people. One day take care of how busy you were in CR doing the tourista thing.

It works.

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Witkowski, you are following me around. Are you married or do you just tell your fellow firefighters that you're going fishing....for pink snapper?? The original poster has used that excuse...he seeks new ones.

Mia,

I'm not married. I am divorced with K*ds. Not a good way to meet girls in the states. However, the ticas don't seem to care!

Just tell her that you are going down there to do some missionary work.

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Witkowski- I figured with your macho attitude and alleged physical fitness that picking up gringas would be as easy for you as Charlie Sheen.

Mia,

I am no Charlie Sheen! While I am physically fit I don't claim to be the best looking guy in the world. I have a handlebar mustache that some girls like.

I give mustache rides in SJ for a nickel!

JW, you are a nut. I think you probably are 5'3, 250, with no moustache.

mia2ewr & Jim Witkowski,

There really seems to be something wierd going on between you two.

keylargo, I had that same conversation with someone around halloween of last year at SL, ZB or Castillo, was that you?

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wasn't me my friend...If my novia ever caught me in one of those places, I wouldn't of needed that vasectomy i got...She would of taken care of it for me.

I pretty much keep to the delrey since she has numerous friends there and believe it or not, those girls tend to talk a little.

While I may be nuts I am not 5'3. You are a foot off. I can see some advantages to being short though. You could chow down on some pink snapper while standing!