Orange wrote:
Does anybody know of any poker tournaments at that time or would there be interest in maybe putting something together? We have over a month to work on it, so let's hear some ideas.
-Orange
I've got an idea. How 'bout we sit you down and beat the sh*t out of you until you come to your senses!
A poker game ??? In the middle of paradise ??? With the clock ticking until your plane takes you back to the 'real world' ???
Let me get this straight.....Your last trip to CR was in June. You get a taste of paradise for a few days. Then, you return to the real world. Within days, you're going through CR withdrawals, and you're planning your next jaunt to the land of chica's. Four months go by. Now, here it is, October 20. Your plane lands in SJO.
You're in Disneyland for 96 hours...with beautiful honey bunnies all around you...just waiting to knock your d*ck in the dirt.... and do un-speakable things to you....and fulfill your every desire....with another kitten waiting in the wings as soon as you're done with the 1st one.....and another one after that, and so on, and so on.....all this for about the same price as what you're going to pay (when you return home) for parking in the garage at the airport........AND YOU WANT TO PLAY POKER ???
Orange, Orange, Orange......Bro.....
Sorry man, just bustin' your balls. But someone's gotta do it!
Forget poker. Remember to FOCUS! Keep your eye on the ball !!!!!!!!!
The poker game will be waiting for you when you get home. But the hot, beautiful, submissive chica's WON'T be ! NEXT !!!!!!!!!
Pura Vida Mi NY Amigo,
Mikey B.