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YO Racing Rats:

I'm tired of this SHIT. The male TV reporters, News rags and radio talk show jocks are all abuzz about this race car driver named Danica Patrick. I agree and commend her for the hard work, dedication, driver ability and racing results but GEEZZZZ......Give me a break with this about her being such a FOX and BABE. Pleasant looking, OK. But about all I can give this 5'0", 100 lb so called cutie is a 6-1/2 to 7 even on the Circus guage.....and mine goes to minus readings. Damn, it's the racing talent and ability that lifts this gringa into such sexy heights to these talkative admirers. Enough said about that.

The man who does end up married to this 100 lb piece of dynamite had better be a macho, take no shit...hard ass hombre because if not.......this little gringa package who friends say shakes hands with an iron grip and can spit into your face......is going to rule the roost in that married abode. The hubbie best be prepared for a "honey do" list from hell with vengeance. Of course this does not apply if she is by chance gay as well as a butch and pulls in another gringa......sort of a waste though....NAW! I'll give her benefit of the doubt.

Of course, one sort of wonders just how much fun and exciting it would be to straddle that vibrating little gringa bitchita.....oh, boner coming on.
Hell, it's a two edge sword. After banging her with my 2" of manhood, she would probably get pissed and beat the shit out of old Circus and then go out change the oil and tune up the car. I'll stick to chicas....hell with it.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

hahahaha.....It's so much more fun reading your humor than some of the devisive shit that has been written here recently. Now don't disappear on us again. By the way,I spoke with Danica and you have nothing to worry about. She said that she wouldn't Phuck your old,hairy,boney ass if you were the last man alive.By the way,chicas tell me that that bloody stump that rests in your pants is NOT a full 2".

For those of you who don't think she's a fox. Check these out. You may change your mind. http://www.indymotorspeedway.com/danica.htm

And props to her for hanging in there for a 4th place finish.

YO VB and Pelo:
VB.......OK, you have exposed me and if anyone knows what the chicas are chatting about in the gulch....it's got to be you. You are right about the strange postings. We had a spell of that 4 years ago on CRS, it went away and then 2 years later caused the site to explode.
Pelo, Yea, some nice heavy made up and touched up photos for PR and building a reputation as a FOX. I'll change my rating to a 7-1/2. No TITS, No real good looking ass. Face is nice and hair actually saves the day. But damn......this is one talented young lady who has the guts and know how to drive a race car 220 to 235 mph and with skill. I was rooting for her sunday and after the race I had a whole new appreciation for what she did coming from behind after damaging her machine.
She would still scare the crap out of old Circus. She would want to be on top all the time, not let me out of the bedroom, beat up on me when I claim to have a headache, tell my buddies to Phuck off, keep me naked and a sex-slave in the house, have me doing all the house work and perhaps worst of all........throwing out all my vodka minis before I could drink them and making me eat health food shit.
I have my pride you know.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Damn Circus...you sure are getting picky. But then, you and Dino did always both prefer big busted women . I have to agree though...she looks a LOT better made up and in that red bikini than she does in jeans and tshirt. It just goes to show...sometimes it's the CLOTHES that makes the woman....

Better than jacking off.

Better than Janet Guthrie.

Ouch! those Maxim pictures hurt my eyes. Look again ... my first thought ... TRANNY. Circus is right. u.g.l.y.

Wow. Lets hear how you really feel.

The fact is guy's; shes not a TICA......

For a white american girl she is hot... I personaly like strong self confident woman who dont suffer from low self esteam.

Me thinks the fact that she can hold her own on the track: and just about WIN the Indy 500 hundred ( NO CIEN) the first time out is threatining to you all.

shes a nice looking gal, but nothing special.as they say, i'd Ph*U&K her again.

Psychman

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

Ok, I disagree. I would drink her bath water. DAMN!!! She is hot! Then again, I am to young to know the difference. Its a hormone thing I guess. The wind gives me wood!

Yea right, your full of Sh*t!,,,,,,,,,,,but it was funny!

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"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

YO Grey G:
Damn if don't get hypnotized by those bouncing boobs on your posts...make them stop, por favor.

Geezzz DTA: I hope old Circus does not accidently brush against you in the DR ("Wind gives me Wood") Damn, Son.....you need to be put in a harness with a drag line.

Have to admit. Everytime I go anywhere in this dreaded city....Pits of Jax. Danika does look a little better. not a 8 or 9 but better. If only she had boobs. There are some real beast gringas rooting around here. Hell, the restaurants here don't have seating for women outside.....they only have a long trough where they throw buckets of slop in. My ex-wife use to and still does frequent them.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

You got that it was a joke..SMRT....

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

Thumbs down...

She has that look of a girl who's been the only piece of ass in the room one too many times, and subsequently thinks all that attention means she's actually hot. That's the only thing that makes her attractive... she's only in pictures by herself, with a car, or with guys.... put her in a room with other women of even average looks and she'd be ignored. I have much respect for a woman who can drive/shoot/golf/piss standing up... but not every one needs to try to be made a sex symbol.