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Are there any somewhat legitimate boarding schools in CR where one can stay with chicas rather than in a family setting? I am trying to spend two weeks learning Spanish from beautiful women who might be willing to provide more than just a language lesson!

Sure, no problem...

The name of the most famous boarding house for this purpose is the Del Rey... They offer overnight lodging and there are many attractive (objective) chicas who frequent the place daily who would be willing to provide you with Spanish lessons on an hourly basis... Yes, most, if not all, will be willing to be your teacher, along with slipping between the sheets for a little of the ole' in-out...

You will learn many useful Spanish phrases, such as:

Que Rico
Oye Papi, tu es muy quapo
Si Papi, el precio es de cien la hora
Tiene propina para la taxi
Cuanto tiempo esta aqui

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I've already read plenty about the del Ray. I guess I should've been clearer in that my primary purpose for the trip would be to learn Spanish and I'd like to roll with the chicas rather than play volleyball. Is there a school close to the del Ray perhaps?

Sorry dude, I was just having a little fun at your expense...

Wish I could help you, but unfortunately I don't have enough time on the ground in CR to be of any help...

Buena Suerte...

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No problema, caballero. I've searched every which way I can, but haven't had any luck with "spanish classes in a whore house"!

No offense, Tntshave, but what you're looking for IS a whorehouse; legit teachers at real schools aren't going to phuck you, unless you manage to score some dates with them. Just ask your Del Rey/SL chica of choice to teach you some Spanish before or after the phucking, I'm sure there are some who would happily help you out. You might be able to "hire" a chica for a few days as your personal teacher-hooker.

I'm tempted to call the original question "stupid" but the closest thing would be to stay at HLH. Now if you want to learn CORRECT spanish find a nice willing Colombiana to spend time with, seriously. Many have the intelligence plus pride in the language that Ticas & Nicas can't comprehend...hell they're too lazy to even correct your simple mistakes even after you ask them to.

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I know that there are plenty, but this is the wrong place to check. 15 or so years ago, I was planning on attending one that specialized in assisting corporations get their employees fluent, but managed to get by w/o it. Check AM Costa Rica and Tico Times and they should be able to hook you up.

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Maybe try a search on craigslist.

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Here's a couple of examples of what you 'll learn from a chica:

-boy a serar la bentana
-quiero conoser tu familia

*If you're only interested in speaking, they are ok.

Try looking up Elizabeth who's there later in the evening at the Key Largo at/near the bar, stage right.. Her English is superior, her intelligence and rationality are quite evident, she's also studying to be a landscape designer, has a bunch of young'uns to feed and will more than take care of your sexual wants and needs. No, you can't stay at her house. Taller than most Chicas, thinner too, very elegant looking--she could be the instructress you are looking for. Andalusian, if that means anything to you--she's got way better bloodlines than this mongrel.

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