On Monday, my girl and I took a little road trip to the Caribbean coast. The plan was to stop in Limon for a little while to visit some family then head south and find a decent hotel close to the beach and spend the night.
We left for Limon at about 7am arriving at about 10am. We stopped for breakfast and then a bathroom stop. Many places to stop roadside to use a bathroom or get some food. There wasn't much traffic but often you get stuck behind a couple of trucks on a one-lane road (some parts are two-lane) and can't pass because of oncoming traffic or windy road. Limon was FUGLY. It's what I would call a typical small 2nd world town. Poor and dirty, with bad infrastructure. But to be fair I didn't see the whole town, only a part of it. I don't know how big it is, so maybe I did see the whole thing.

It's pretty humid there. The weather is not as comfortable as San Jose but not as bad as Jaco. We drove by the Port of Limon where a couple of cruise ships were docked. Very cool to see up close!
Getting to Limon from SJ is easy. The road signage is not bad. You start out on Calle 3 (1 block west of Clarion Amon Plaza Hotel) and go down over a small bridge, and straight onto Hwy 32. You stay on that road until Limon. After spending a couple of hours in Limon, we drove down the coast on Hwy 36 toward Puerto Viejo. The drive from Limon south along the coast is cool, very breazy and nice views of the beach. The traffic was almost non-existent, so I was doing well over 100 where the speed limits were 60-80. Hell, I sped pretty much the whole way from SJ whenever I could. For some reason, I just didn't care, I figured I could just pay $10-15 and get out of it.
There is a permanent police check-point about half-way between Limon and PV. We stopped and were waived through going there, but on the way back, we were asked to produce ID and were on our way within 30 seconds. Cops were very professional. While we were getting our ID's out, they were looking inside the car, probably looking for drugs.
We ended up stopping in Cahuita which is about a half-hour (if I remember) south of Limon, about 15 minutes short of PV. It's a very small town made up of about 4 intersecting streets, all bumpy dirt roads. It's very laid back, has a strong weed scent at times, most people speak English, and had the best natural fruit juices that I've ever had. The beach was ok, nothing special. The water didn't seem too clean though. The hotel we stayed at (Atlantida Lodge) had a pool, we were told by a local it was the only one with a pool, so we spent more time there than the beach. No reservation, we just walked up and booked a room, $55/night plus taxes. It was rustic (no TV, no phone, no internet), ceiling fan (no A/C), and no breakfast included. It kinda sucks without a TV. The town itself is pretty dead during the day, but at night, it picks up a little with a few cool bars. Many gringos/gringas all over. The best place we ate at was Corleone's, an Italian restaurant and pizzeria. The best pizza in CR, very very thin crust. And very cheap... a pie of 8 small slices was $5.
Lastly, I gotta give my props to BlueDevil for the directions he posted here:
https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10382