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Nicaragua top shelf accommodations
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Author:  Chilimike [ Sun Jan 04, 2015 6:48 pm ]
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You need to post more info ....the nicer hotels ( or at least the more expensive) are near the center of town ...u will need to make sure they are girl friendly.....the town is cheap .....everything is cheap ....not sure if you will find the luxury accommodations you are looking for .....you will think you went back in time.....

I have only been once so my info is limited.....after 1.5 days you will know about 80% of the working girl population.....not a huge selection but enough to keep it fun ......

Bang bang would be the best info source or Jimmy from zona2 to point you in the best direction....

Search the forum ,,, some good trip reports for u to read
Author:  BangBang57 [ Sun Jan 04, 2015 11:05 pm ]
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If he is planning on being "entertained" by any of the chicas and he wants a very nice upscale hotel, he is going to be out of luck! One of the nicest hotels would be Hotel Granada on calla la Calzada (this is the main tourist area). Problem is with it, and as far as I know, ALL of the nicer upscale hotels in Granada, NO chicas allowed!!! Most hotels, especially the nicer ones are more like small boutigue type places and are very strict about putas not being allowed in.

Thou Granada is a somewhat popular sex tourism local, there are very few hotels that permit chicas. If it is important, be sure and ask!! Only other choice: stay in a nice hotel and use one of the short time hotels to party with the chicas. All the chicas know which hotels will allow them in and also which hotels have short time rooms!! By the way he will find chicas on calla la Calzada in the evenings. They will not be conspicuous but they will usually be in groups of 2-4 chicas and if he is alone, they will find him!!!

Boutique hotels that are nice include Hotel la Bocona, la Islita, los Patios, and a couple of others one of which is on calla la Calzada but I cannot remember the name at the moment! I do not know of a 5 star hotel in Granada. Hotel Granada may be rated 4 star but I am not even sure of that!
Author:  Bariomarca [ Mon Jan 05, 2015 2:37 pm ]
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If money is not a problem and want the nicest hotel in Granada go to the Plaza Colon. The service is fantastic and its on the town square. No girls permitted, but here you will be pampered and the rooms are very nice. Everyone in the place speaks English and will go out of their way to make your stay perfect.
hotelplazacolon.com
Author:  Orange [ Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:21 pm ]
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That's probably one place where anybody can be a whale. Though not sure how top shelf the accommodations will be.
Author:  BangBang57 [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:58 am ]
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And once again the GREAT AND WONDERFUL OZ of "shithole Latin America" Has spoken to the poor, the lowly, the know nothing, the do nothing correctly, guys of CRT!! Once again he tells us how great and important he is, how full of knowledge he is! Yet he, as usual, gives us no useable information, NO facts, nor even names :? :roll:

OH how little we know, and how wise and all knowing he is!!! :? :roll:

Oh well, at least for most he is good for some laughs :roll: :P :lol: . That is as long as you NEVER take him seriously :wink: :idea:
Author:  Scuba1 [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 12:56 pm ]
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BangBang57 wrote:
And once again the GREAT AND WONDERFUL OZ of "shithole Latin America" Has spoken to the poor, the lowly, the know nothing, the do nothing correctly, guys of CRT!! Once again he tells us how great and important he is, how full of knowledge he is! Yet he, as usual, gives us no useable information, NO facts, nor even names :? :roll:

OH how little we know, and how wise and all knowing he is!!! :? :roll:

Oh well, at least for most he is good for some laughs :roll: :P :lol: . That is as long as you NEVER take him seriously :wink: :idea:




He is good for nothing - nothing


I have problems with him, but I really think my problems are more with his admirers and the gullible who believe in his existence - if you have a young Ch*ld, the belief in Santa, or the Easter Bunny is cute - grown, droopy balled guys believing in Greengo - not so much. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

One are guys who think he is an oricle, that he is this all knowing wise person - who from time to time agrees to share his wisdom and knowledge with the rest of us peasants - and those who post how wise he is - rather than those of us smart enough to know he is just a Costa Rica hating troll. Who does not exist.

When guys have a problem with anything I post, they are not shy about saying so - like I should not extend the same to some figment of some guys imagination?

Here is what I think happened - some guy is taking a shit one day, and before he grunts out a coil, he expels a huge amount of vile smelling gas (makes the men's room in the Delrey smell like a fresh spring day :roll: :roll: :P :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ) - he thinks......I'll create a sock puppet, an alter ego, to be surfaced anytime I like - he will write in nonsense, that the dopes on CRT cannot fully comprehend - but these jerks will proclaim the nonsense I spew as the rumblings of a seer. I'll play them for dopes, while laughing at how dumb and gullible they really are.

If Lenin had not coined the term "useful idiots" I would have. That, my useful idiot friends, is the story of Greengo.

HEY GREENGO - HOW AM I DOING SO FAR?????

See I'm not worried about insulting someone who does not exist, and who's posts are nonsense.

I HATE the idea some dope thinks he smarter than the rest of us, just because he spills some gobeldegook - and is reinforced by the "Amen corner" of gullible dopes that populate so much of CRT.
Author:  drf007 [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:08 pm ]
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Greengo wrote:
har har..you can pay a grand or more a night in several Granada hotels....those paying 80 and 100 bucks for 12 dollar pu*sy in the del rey should have a real handle on this one :lol: ..i have a permanent suite in 6 cities ...I stay in a 40 bucks a nighter....park my car in the courtyard when im in Granada ....im sure ones local "snuffy smith" travel agent will be glad to assist...duh :roll:


(sigh) My hero. :mrgreen:
Author:  Jackietrehorn [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:17 pm ]
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A permanent suite in 6 cities at $40 night is $87,600. Just FYI.
Author:  Scuba1 [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:36 pm ]
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Jackietrehorn wrote:
A permanent suite in 6 cities at $40 night is $87,600. Just FYI.




What, its just dawning on you that f.u.c.k.er is full of shit :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: -

there is a song with the famous lyrics "Conceived in love" - in Greengo's case, I would modify that to Conceived in gas - the fart type. Right before the turd came out, lo and behold, he was created

Get off his admirers list Jackie - he is not worth it; don't open a portal to hell, or stupidhood - its been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God I know.........

(It may be too late for 007 - but for the love of God man - TRY) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  drf007 [ Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:43 pm ]
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Scuba1 wrote:
Jackietrehorn wrote:
A permanent suite in 6 cities at $40 night is $87,600. Just FYI.






(It may be too late for 007 - but for the love of God man - TRY) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:)
Author:  Jackietrehorn [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:27 pm ]
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Scuba1 wrote:
Jackietrehorn wrote:
A permanent suite in 6 cities at $40 night is $87,600. Just FYI.

What, its just dawning on you that f.u.c.k.er is full of shit :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :roll: :roll: :roll: :shock: :shock: -
Get off his admirers list Jackie - he is not worth it; don't open a portal to hell, or stupidhood - its been the ruin of many a poor boy, and God I know.........

(It may be too late for 007 - but for the love of God man - TRY) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


What makes you think I am on his admirers list? How did you come to that conclusion? I am not on his admirers list, nor yours for that matter.
Author:  JazzboCR [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:41 pm ]
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Whole lot of bile expressed AFTER the OP asked a simple question and got some reasonable answers. Y'all having a bad day?
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