"a couple of years ago at Newark, some jackass landed on a taxiway instead of the runway at night. How that wasn't a catastrophe nobody knows."
Ok what about the wrong Airport

???? That is even a bigger catastrophe waiting to happen. I have not read or heard about this for a while now, but in the 1980's there was two airports in South or North Dakota that line up perfectly, same every thing, except for the 10 miles or so apart . And about once a year some one was landing at the wrong Airport, even under following the directions of the tower. This was happening to even experienced pilots who had flown into the place many times. With the right conditions the 10 miles just went off into never never land.
Now as I remember it, one of the airports was a SAC base, but not a bomber field ( I do know the fly boys were involved some how and they were not happy) .And the boys in Blue just did not think it was as much as joke as those of us who do not pilot planes, and they took exception to some using their own private runway. And the runaway was not long enough to for the civilian plane to take off. So they had to clear stuff with everyone AF and FAA ,special crew to take back off and some Grey Hounds to haul the passengers to the Right airport.
Have net heard about this since maybe 1990 or so, they mast have fixed what ever was causing the problem. Maybe one you plane duds can remember more of the details???
But on the funny side, can you imagine the AT at the right field after talking down a plane and the pilot reporting a perfect landing and now taxing off, and the AT can see Nothing on the field !!!!

Now that is a Master Card Moment