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Well...attempted shoe bomber Reid successfully still has us taking off our shoes...now attempted underwear bomber Abdulmutallab, will this lead to us having to...

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

Yeah....that Christmas Day incident kinda gave new meaning to "...Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."

Most likely, you'll start seeing more and more of the body scanning machines. I saw in the news today that Italy is now installing them.

I've said it before: When are we going to have a female brassiere bomber? If that were to happen, they might start requiring woman to remove their bras before they pass through the security screening, which might be interesting.

It could be interesting in SOME cases...in others, it could be enough to drive one's nards up into one's stomach cavity.

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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Remember you Mama always say to you "Make sure you ware clean underwear. I guess she always know what she was talking about.. You might have to show them one day...

JR60

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"THE TRUTH IS' EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HURT YOU. YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE ONE WORTH SUFFERING FOR"
Robert Nesta Marley

Just completed my TSA application and I need a few references.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

The THING I'm trying to figure out is this:

They keeo referring to this guy as The CROTCH Bomber. Supposedly he was able to get the process started (I also heard that he was treated for burns) before he was overcum by passengers. So my question is: Did he burn his DICK off? I sure the hell hope he did...

Here is a visual for you...Have you ever seen the lone forgotten hot dog left on the grill after the fourth of july cook out?

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

I wish one day they'd stop reacting so stupidly when these things happen... We're still taking off shoes, find out it can go in underwear... They need to stop responding to threats by messing with the normal travelling public...

I can't believe I think Cheney has a great idea... if there's certain risk factors, pull em aside...

You go ahead with that Brother Dean--we'll send all the 60 + Gringas your way...
And I'd turn Brother JR60's rubric on it's head--from now on I wear the nastiest skivvies I can. Sniff this, suckas.
And Brother Paco has it right--we're gonna be undone by PC conduct run amok...

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED