www.CostaRicaTicas.com

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Part Time Stalker Full Time Freak

SHHHHH! We are trying to keep the place anonymous. Best value in town for mongers and non-mongers.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

So the lady pictured in the article stayed there? Nice.........


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Then again, compared to the fat, drunk, loud SOB staying right next to your room, it is a pleasant compromise.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

Edited because I'm a nice guy.....

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

Rally up the haters




Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Edited because I'm a NICER guy...

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

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Steven1,
What was said concerning gaping, dribbles, scat and etc. etc. was said in jest with both myself and Ciao - ( I think??) I have never met Cujo although I have met many of his compadres, whom most I would consider stand up guys. Now with that being said, Cujo seems like a good guy, however I did make a reservation change based upon what might happen in the room occupied by him.(not really 20% off helped me upgrade) And yeah, I have left quite a bit of scat in the Sl. So sorry I might have made you be a little touchy on the subject of gaping.
Regards, 911 Driver

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The happy hour is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en masse or for making overtures toward more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.- Brooks Atkinson

I was wondering if anybody knew why he does that....


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

..and Edited yet again because I am a super nice extra nice guy....

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"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the over-compensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 16

From the article- LA has 40 rooms? No way and hard to believe this lady didn't complain about you dirty old men and your prostitutes.

She better not complain about my prostitutes/whores/hookers/C*m dumpster’s lol I would have been embarrassed for sure….

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On the lighter side....



I hope someone can point this out to me, I seem to miss it everytime.



I agree with her. I would like an option to remove the desk for a love seat so I can do some couch porno scenes! Mkink, please get on this for me. I will be there 9/2, room 303. Also, I recommend a fellow monger in the room next to mine, so any screams of "me encanta, mi leon" does not get mistaken for some CR Jungle love song .




Yes it is, one gringo and one tica with shower cap!

I also like the little shelf in the backboard of the bed. Ideal for holding the condoms, lube and chocolate treats. Also, the shelves above the safe are great to store the chicas purse, panties and clothing. And, no mention of the handy drawer in the nightstand to hold the vibrators and spare batteries. I am surprised she didn't pick up on some of these subtleties.

I can see it now! La Amistad get's double the business and then there will monger segregation including options like leche and leche-free towels.



She seemed to be there the same time you were there. Did you take one for the team? Can't wait for the trip report


Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

what a bunch of deviant coprophiliacs
and don't look too close at the crown mouldings. most are backwards and screwed.