InOhioCap wrote:
I really appreciate everyone's advice... my friend and I are leaving the wives behind and heading to CR to check it out for future retirement. I'm the hobbyist... so while he's checking out living down there... I plan on living it up!!
We'll probably be in JSO 2 or 3 nights during the week, I hope to make the best of it. I think after our Sat night at the DR we're going to head East for the night... then to the West. Do the smaller cites have friendly Ticas?
I still haven't lined up a Rental Car... everyone tells me to get a 4x4... any recommendations in that area would be appreciated too.
Again, Thank you!
>In
PS - Yes, I'm from Columbus now... originally from SE Ohio... so I just barely speak English let alone Spanish

Hey Capt, allow me to add to the welcoming chorus.
My strongest suggestion vis-a-vis hotel for a first timer: If your buddy is a non-monger, the Presidente is closest to American-level luxury while still being discreetly chica-friendly. They enforce a strict "one chica per room per visit" policy (no menage a trois) and enforce a dress code for the chicas (they can't look even remotely slutty). On the other hand, the Presidente offers WIFI, an excellent restaurant on premises, a nice little casino, a travel desk, in-room digital safes, 24 hour reception, 24 hour security and is a quick night-time cab ride or daytime walk to the Hotel del Rey. Taxis are plentiful and easy to get, and you can buy your exit tax at the travel desk near the reception area.
If you were both mongers, I'd suggest the Sportsmen's or other hotels mentioned here. The Morazan might also be an excellent choice, particularly if you will be spending a lot of time at the del Rey or Key Largo hunting chicas.
I strongly (underline) agree with Irish Drifter: Get two rooms. Since you and your traveling buddy have different goals, there's no need to cause the kind of friction that could happen if you want to bang somebody while your buddy is more interested in watching CNN, reading real estate brochures or sleeping.

Get two rooms.
As far as companionship outside of San Jose, it's all over but harder to find in the beach towns. The exception is Playa Jaco, which features the Beatle Bar (a CRT V.I.P. sponsor). Flamingo Beach has Ambere's, and there are a few other spots where chicas can be found. However, it's not as easy as it is in el centro de San Jose, particularly if you don't speak Spanish and/or have "gringo mark" written all over you.
You've got a couple weeks. I strongly suggest that you read, read, read and then read some more. If you come up with questions to which you can't find answers, ask! We're happy to help.
Hint: The Newbie section is chock-full of excellent info. There are sections specific to Hotels, Restaurants, Massage Parlors/Bars/Nightclubs and other useful sections in the Forum. Wander around, browse articles that interest you. Join V.I.P. for the measly $39.00 and printo out the excellent map of Gringo Gultch and environs. And again, if you find yourself unable to get a question answered by research, feel free to ask. You can even PM me with any questions you need kept private.
Again, welcome. Oh, and a warning... Once you've tasted the good life in Costa Rica, your life will never be the same. You must be careful of this and try to keep it all in perspective. Not an easy thing.
Pura vida!