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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:34 pm 
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Met a hot, sexy, flaca that could not enter the Presidente because “her tio works there and she can’t have her familia finding out what she does”… :lol: We finally agree to go to Hotel Asia for some fun after she offers to pay for the room. A quick walk around the corner and we arrive, walk in from the calle and are basically inside a cage then they have to buzz you in. 4k (8.00) gets you 2 hours, 2 small but adequate towels and a bar de jabon. Interestingly enough the asswipe clerk had no change so I ended up paying for the room anyway. :roll: Supposedly the place was remodeled a year or two ago but I was never lucky enough to experience the fine ambience before then so cannot compare or say what they did.
We were shown to the “Slut Suite” on the bottom floor, no key required. First thing I noticed was how they have “Hotel Asia” stamped or spray-painted on the sheet (yes there’s only one) and the pillowcases, a classy touch which also prevents theft I guess. Each of the four walls were painted a different color but they all showed the dirt the same and the one at the foot of the bed had a large mirror which was enjoyable for my classy date watching my shaved balls from behind. :) There was a small open window up near the ceiling on one wall and we heard people talking the whole time we were getting freaky. My date said to relax it was just the bar next door which cracked me up because we were making plenty of noise ourselves.

The bano was small but awesome with no toilet seat for your date or shower curtain so the water kind of just splashes out. The 3 or 4 cigarette butts in the toilet were also a nice touch. You almost have to step over or around the commode to get in the shower so be careful. The suicide shower actually worked quite well. Helpful hint- if you reduce the pressure the water gets hotter but too much and the heater shuts off and your balls freeze.

Overall the place was clean enough and really no worse than some MPs, considering the price and convenience to the HDR it is a worthwhile option and I’d do it again but would inquire if any rooms were nicer than the one we had.
When "checking out" don’t forget to stop and buy a Hotel Asia souvenir shirt or key chain for friends back home! :idea:

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:26 pm 
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Interesting how much fun one can have in such a swank environment. Funny doing a hot Flaca in such a place with no real headaches yet take an average gringa back to my nice place in the States & "lookout"..... Puts money into perspective :lol: ....

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 8:57 pm 
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Met a hot, sexy, flaca


What was his name? :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:34 pm 
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Damn you troll! :evil: she was all mujer and I have pics to prove it. Is your email still cocklover@yahoo.com? :)

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Damn you troll! :evil: she was all mujer and I have pics to prove it. Is your email still cocklover@yahoo.com? :)


No. I changed it to Pacoismybitch@gmail.com. Why the hell are you trolling these forums when you are in CR. Shouldn't you be infecting LHs room or something?

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