YO Fellows:
Broadway, lo siento but the two upcoming Master suites have a waiting list already but I certainly appreciate your interest and kind commentary as to our suites. As for the free breakfast.....due to absorbing inflation costs and holding rents down we are unable to include a breakfast at this time. Mendobrew, thanks for the compliments but sadly we are also unable to have the midnight buffet any longer due to security and sanitary problems. And Cali, you tightwad! I thought I was cheap. You've got big bucks hidden away so suck it up and spread it around a bit. 5 colones......ughhh.
UPDATE: Regrettably our suites on Calle 7 and 9 between Ave. central and Ave 5 have been closed due to increased crime including home invasion. Please do not mistake other structures on the sidewalks for those being owned by Cardboard Inns, Inc. The area's business owners are currently negotiating with "Fife Security patrols" to try and make the gulch a safer mongering mecca. Cardboard Inns is personally trying to start a street gang of our own to patrol the gulch and beat the shit out of the muggers. The gang will be called the "Sharks" which has a nice ring to it and seems like an original concept on my part. L-Heat will be one of our karote tactic instructors and Pacoloco will teach down and dirty street shit. This takes time since we are waiting for three applicants to get released from jail.
Cardboard Inns wants you to know that we care for the hombre on the street and our goal is to keep a roof over you when you visit.
Sincerely,
Circus, CEO
Cardboard Inn, Inc.
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