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if you do not have a guard watching your car, then everything will be stolen...promise


in fact, if you park it without a guard, i will be tempted to fly down there just to steal everything myself....(if i can beat the Nicas to it!)

they will steal everything right in front of you

in fact, your stuff may already be stolen and you haven't even left yet!

get a room at the Dunn or something, park the car and take taxis (they're cheap) while you're in town.

if you leave your car unguarded anywhere in CR, even for 1 minute, everything can and probably will be stolen.

there a million unemployed, illegal thieving bastards in CR.

they will steal everything at a stop light, pull you over on the highway, flatten your tires, etc.....

they have the 30/30 plan....30 feet or 30 seconds...everything stolen...guarantee

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