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On December 5th as my wingman extrodonaire, Osgood, and I, strolled by the Presidente, we noted that there was much construction taking place on the ground level.
Two suited doormen were in the lobby near the entrance at a small podium to the left. I thought to answer the question once and for all.

I asked the doorman if I let a room here, would it be possible to bring a lady in if she were wearing only a bra and panties.
He replied, "No, no,..what?

I then asked if the lady had a trench coat over the lingerie, would it be possible then to escort a lady inside for the night.
He replied, What!?...No!..No!

Then, I asked if my lady were in a complete body cast, would it be possible then, to have her enter for the night.

He replied, What!?...No!! No!!..no women here for you, go away!

So, the Presidente is off the bucket list, I didn't bother to ask about a donkey or dwarf.

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"If you dont think women are explosive,....drop one."

Yes but you forgot to ask what if the lady were in an iron lung.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

It sounds to me like You wouldn't get to stay there" alone" I wonder how their business is going.