Chabbie 66 - I got bumped once when I didn't want to be. This worked for me. Show up drunk and dishevled, smelling like bad pu*sy, unbrushed teeth and a large wet spot where you pissed in you pants. Embellish this with loud and crude language and your on your way. This happened to me in Buenos Aires and sure enough, I got bumped. The downside was that I received no money and was thrown in a holding cell untill I sobered up. This will get you bumped but will not add to your Chica money so I don't recommend it.
P.S. If you do decide to follow my bad example, make sure you are allowed to take some astro-gilde in the holding cell with you. Some of those fellows in there are real bad asses.
