In a perusal of the classified ads on AMCostrica, there seems to be a pretherlal of ads offering “nothing for money†to wit:
1) Investor wanted to invest 200K for a compost heap development; in other words, 200 large to develop a shit pile.
2) Fountain of Youth; for a small fee, you get access to water that will cure all your ills. Imagine from clever Ex-Pat filling holy water bottles from a tap some place.
3) Some guy who is tired of nonsense, wants to 65K mortgage on his storage business; just cough up the dough and no nonsense
4) Guaranteed way to grow the mane or tail on your horse for $57.
5) The Complete Guide To Medical Tourism. Apparently, the guy didn’t pay the website as the links comes up to a generic site.
6) Write and publish your own “outrageously profitable†E book In as little as seven days - Even if you can’t write or type! $29
7) Would you like to receive $2,000+ IMMEDIATE CASH FLOW weekly without any selling, explaining or convincing??? Tampa number so which one of you bastards have set up a boiler-room?
Alter your state of consciousness; (I do every chance I get)Reach Alpha, Beta, maybe even Delta for 59 bucks. 9) Numerology secrets of the universe; presumably, just send them your name and number and you get the secrets.
10) Someone who will help find you a car; presumable by reading the classified ads.
Apparently, PT Barnum was right......
