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Netgems
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2022 1:38 pm 
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A store around the corner from Monica's sells brass knuckles and blackjacks......From Monica's, exit, go right to the corner, turn right for a block. On the corner.

When you get thrown in jail for assaulting a poor homeless citizen or tragic single mother citizen trying to feed her Babi*s, make sure you explain you are a foreigner here for a cheap Phuck. If all else fails present your CRT-Vip card.


Another option is always carry about $300 in colones, if the policia show up, flash the colones, tell them you suspect they might be counterfeit and if they allow you to go around the corner to look for the guy who gave them to you, you'll hand them to them right now and allow them to inspect $100 worth each to make sure they are real...be right back, officers... :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2022 5:52 pm 
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Netgems wrote:

Another option is always carry about $300 in colones, if the policia show up, flash the colones, tell them you suspect they might be counterfeit and if they allow you to go around the corner to look for the guy who gave them to you, you'll hand them to them right now and allow them to inspect $100 worth each to make sure they are real...be right back, officers... :mrgreen:


This violates the “never pay cien” rule. Negóciate it down to $80 to avoid public humiliation on CRT
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PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2022 7:03 am 
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Atta Boy! Now you're learning.....

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The guns and knives, sirens and drop wallets are fun to carry, and might work if you get a nice criminal giving you a chance to use them. Of course, if you use deadly force and aren't connected to some local VIP's, law enforcement is going to try their best to charge you with some violation.

But the cynical criminal isn't going to give you a chance. Like walking up with a hand gun out pointing at you, or bash your head from behind, etc.

Oh yeah! I forgot to say, Have a nice vacation.
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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2022 11:38 am 
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Jackal wrote:
The guns and knives, sirens and drop wallets are fun to carry, and might work if you get a nice criminal giving you a chance to use them. Of course, if you use deadly force and aren't connected to some local VIP's, law enforcement is going to try their best to charge you with some violation.

But the cynical criminal isn't going to give you a chance. Like walking up with a hand gun out pointing at you, or bash your head from behind, etc.

Oh yeah! I forgot to say, Have a nice vacation.


They are in Colombia or Buffalo, NY.

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Both times I was being robbed, I just showed them my Lifetime CRT card and they let me go without a hassle. Definitely worth the price.
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Ilv4play wrote:
Both times I was being robbed, I just showed them my Lifetime CRT card and they let me go without a hassle. Definitely worth the price.



Or at least they may give you a 10% discount.

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Or you could hire Jeremy Dewitte to escort you. (Type his name into YouTube if you don’t get the reference)

He can escort you around San Jose with his Metro State fleet.
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