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My Malo mono is AWOL I guess I'll have to go to Nicaragua and pull another one from the tree.

Your "bad monkey" is missing so you have to get another

I think messing around with barnyard animals on the farm is messing up your perspective - plenty of Nicas in CR so you can save a trip

Nic name( Malo mono)

Just want to see if I can find a good one before she hits the big city and bright lights of San Jose and develops the tendency to start her sentences with cien.

How she starts them is up to her....how she finishes them is up to you

The art of negociation is critical, b/c they get jaded in a hurry - finding a real "beginer" is difficult, I'll agree w/ you 100% - but knowing how to avoid the more hardened pros is not all that difficult, and not paying cien is not at all difficult - basically (and I'll admit to a lot of years doing this) if she will not come off cien, in almost every case its because despite all the BS in the bar, and calling you "baby" until it gets obnoxious (which for me is after the first one....I mean do they teach them to say this in whore school ), she does not really want to be with me for any number of reasons.

That being the case, since there are so many fish in the sea, on to the next.

Candidly, if you visit CR w/ any degree of frequency, you need to develop a few "regulars" - you know, girls you have some connection with - if you have not already, while its not impossible to find them in the HDR or the KL, the MP's are a great place to look - have them come to your room if you like them after a MP secession and start to develop a list.

I never have paid cien. I've made 9 trips to costs rica in the last two years.
Im going to give Granada nic. A try in march.
Rent a little house there then come stay with a friend who lives a few miles from San jose
Going straight to the tree so to speak

I went to Granada in 2004 - good trip, have not been back but I want to go - post back on what you found, be interested in your "experiences" and perspectives.

I think like the Colombianas are better in Colombia, the Doninicanas better in the DR, Nicas are "better" in Nica land - seriously, post a report when you return

Granada is a great tourist place, lots of English spoken, cute girls, cheaper beer, and hot to boot. Have a great time exploring the undiscovered country. Just one little thing...shouldn't you be picking a "mala" mono off the tree?...surprise!!!

Bad monkeys and bad spelling, lo que nunca. LOL
I've been doing a lot of research for the trip. A friend of mine in SantaAna has a friend that has a pancake house there. Checking on rentals thru destination Nicaragua.
Want to rent a small house for the week then spend a few days in San Jose.

So, let me guess this straight, you are referring to Nicaraguan women as "bad monkies?"

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as posted earlier,its a pet name for someone who happens to be from nic......

little monkey came home for a week.funny how she knows when im in town

skip im still getting use to to the o man a woman part of the spanish language, ill get it it willjust take a few more months

Others have had a similar problem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giGGK3Fk9co and they cried, yes, they did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b85M34dpDs
I am not trivializing your experience, just trying to provide a little perspective and maybe a modicum of comfort.

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Mono malo - means bad pu*sy. Malo mono (bad spanish) means pu*sy bad.

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