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| Author: | USwam [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | what not to say during the sex |
Is that smell coming from you? Haven’t you ever done this before? What’s your name again? A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time. Smile for the camera! I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. Hold on, let me change the channel. But you just started! Is it in yet? On second thought, let’s turn out the lights. I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. Just use your finger, it’s bigger. You woke me up for that? Want to see me take out my glass eye? It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate. Maybe you’re just out of practice. phone rings) Hello? Oh nothing and you? I thought that goes in the other hole Can you finish now? I have a meeting Damn! Is that all you know how to do? Did I tell you I have herpes? Hurry up, the game’s about to start. Are those real? What, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate! All of a sudden I have a headache Of course you can’t be on top, you’re too fat, you’ll kill me! Does your family have to watch? You wanted me to use a condom? Mooooo! I wanna see how many quaters I can fit in there OK start… Oh! that feels so… YOU’RE DONE? Do you smell something burning? Try breathing through your nose A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! Did you lock the back door? Whipped cream makes me break out Do you accept Visa? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ But I just brushed my teeth… I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! I want a baby |
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| Author: | USwam [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
Did you know the ceiling needs painting? I think you have it on backwards When is this supposed to feel good? You’re almost as good as my ex Do you know the definition of statutory rape? Perhaps you’re just out of practice Now I know why he/she dumped you… What tampon? Don’t worry, my dog’s really friendly for a Doberman Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! How long do you plan to be “almost there� And my personal favorite: You’ll stil vote for me, won’t you? guys--i copied this from site myredbook. |
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| Author: | Icantstayaway [ Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
Most of my hottest in the sack girl friends seem to be bi-polar and prone to wild out burst so one thing I make sure I do not do is any stupid humor while she has my dickk in her mouth. "Hey , you blow better than _______________ ." etc...... |
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| Author: | Rolleratnight [ Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
Icantstayaway wrote: Most of my hottest in the sack girl friends seem to be bi-polar and prone to wild out burst so one thing I make sure I do not do is any stupid humor while she has my dickk in her mouth. "Hey , you blow better than _______________ ." etc...... Crazy (as in mentally ill) women provide the best sex, just make sure they have no contact info! Have a plan if they spot you in public. |
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| Author: | Xman00 [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
Say whats your sister phone number? You said your sister was only ( X) years old x= a number less then 15 but more then 13 |
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| Author: | Thirdworld [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
oops I forgot I don't have any cash on me...
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| Author: | Jawanker [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
"Do you think your mother would be interested in a threesome?" |
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| Author: | Xman00 [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
"Do you think your mother and grandmother would be interested in a foursome? " sorry Jawanker, yours made smile |
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| Author: | Hank Daman [ Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
"gee, your almost as good as my sister (brother)" "wow, that looks just like a penis, only smaller!" "Thank god your paying me for this!" "It is in?" |
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| Author: | Rolleratnight [ Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
"Ok, let's think of some good baby names" "I feel something rough in your vagina" |
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| Author: | EsposoDeBarbie [ Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: what not to say during the sex |
Try this one: "¿Eres un Nicaraguense?"  Pura Vida EdB |
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