Adoption may have been cheaper, but not nearly as much fun!!

Ironman44 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:01 pm **Posts:** 10

I committed two fatal errors, (marriage to, and then getting a hot 25 year old Tica pregnant), and now trying not to commit a third, which would be getting her a Visa to the USA. We have been married since the middle of 2009 but I haven't pulled the trigger on getting her a VISA for all kinds of reasons, primarily because I don't want to be paying alimony, in addition to Ch*ld support, which would ultimately be the case.
I am done with the save a ho mentality, finally, but now have a Ch*ld on the way, a girl, (and would prefer that she not become a CR hoe in the future). So while I am financially supporting my wife now and will continue through her pregnancy, (she is due in the next few months), I need to maintain a happy facade. My plan is to be there for the birth, get the necessary paperwork completed to get the Ch*ld US citizenship, return back to the States with promises to my wife of her imminent VISA, and wait for my Ch*ld's paperwork to be completed for US Citizenship. Then I bring the Ch*ld to the States, under the guise of meeting my family, and with the promise to return muy pronto. But I will not return the Ch*ld to her. I will raise her here in the States. The onus is then on her to take action to get the Ch*ld back, correct?
So despite the lunacy and all the moral bullshit inherent in my plan, what's the likelihood of it's success? (Before I close, yes, I am absolutely certain the Ch*ld is mine, but will of course get testing done upon her birth to verify before applying for her US Citizenship). Please help a brother out and let me know your thoughts, words of wisdom, and any unsavory comments you feel like I might deserve. All will be appreciated!

Papichullo · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:11 am

You're joking right? Kidnapping? Now that is a stellar plan!

Mucho Gusto · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:34 am

Ironman44 wrote:

.... I bring the Ch*ld to the States, under the guise of meeting my family, and with the promise to return muy pronto. But I will not return the Ch*ld to her. I will raise her here in the States. The onus is then on her to take action to get the Ch*ld back, correct?

Ironman,

I agree with Papichullo on this. Your plan is called "kidnapping", plain and simple. It is black and white with no gray areas. Sorry, but IMO - nothing good can come out of this.... :roll:

I got a feeling that - if you go through with this, you'll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life. :idea:

And in regards to the title of this thread - This is your idea of "fun" ??? :shock:

MG

Orange · **Joined:** Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:20 pm **Posts:** 12610

And the genius made sure to write out his plan on a public forum.

How could you even think about taking a baby away from her mother, especially in such a cowardly way?

What is the point of this post?

I smell a TROLL.

Thirdworld · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:07 am **Posts:** 4858

You would probably be saving a Ch*ld from another generation of prostitution, but I agree, you would be asking for nothing but trouble going this route.

Pacifica55 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:32 am

You married her? You can forget about trying to slide out of alimony...you bought the farm, bud.

As the proud father of a nearly 2 year old nica/tica/gringa, what makes you think you are qualified to raise an infant alone? And just how much of your "free time" are you willing to devote to the babe?

Poor thinking in my opinion even if you wouldn't be a kidnapper running from the law who is having his wages garnished to pay his alimony.

Icantstayaway · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:59 am

I'm guessing this is another 'story'. Someone trying for Worst post of the year, just in time.

Ironman44 wrote:

I am going to be honest, probably for the first time in 30 or 40 years.
In a span of six months, my wife asked me for a divorce after 18 years, and I was then asked to resign from my job as a public servant for the State of Colorado, (Ch*ld Protection, 10 years}.

Hmm. Asked for a divorce and asked to resign. And they knew you better than most, 18 and 10 years.

"Ch*ld Protection" Your killing me. LOL.

Ironman44 wrote:

I had two relationships with women in my life. The first with a much wiser and older women, 35 years ago. My son was born early in the relationship, four months after I turned 18. The second, was to a woman who helped save me from recklessly ending my life. She helped me raise my son. This relationship lasted for 18 years. I became a "better man" because of her.
After the divorce, and the loss of my job, I decided to take a ride south on my brand spankin new scooter. The goal was to hit South America. I never made it further south than Costa Rica...

Berk2302 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:55 am **Posts:** 2171

This sounds more idiotic than anything Rolltide ever posted. I have said on more than one occasion that Costa Rica is NOT for everyone and here we have another example that proves up my theory. :roll:

Berk....

Thirdworld · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:07 am **Posts:** 4858

Get divorced down here and get it on paper down here! I don't think there is alimony, but the Ch*ld support will be way lower! Not to say you want to be a cheap skate with your K*D, but whatever gets put down on paper will be pissed away by her. If it is low, you will have more control over buying things for your K*D. Not sure about the alimony thing, but it would not be on the scale it is in the States. Under no circumstances help her get a visa or you will really be phucked.

Ironman44 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:01 pm **Posts:** 10

Yep, am a dirty low-down good for nothing dog. I spose that could be viewed as kidnapping but have spoken to my shark here who tells me there is nothing in the law that says I couldn't bring my Ch*ld to the USA, with her consent, which I would have. I would need to work out a few things for the long term... I have a few friends here who would be happy to help me raise a Ch*ld...
On the other hand, having them both available in Costa Rica for my enjoyment a few times a year might not be bad either. Maybe I will just play along, Costa Rica is a beautiful country.
I have similar issues in Columbia, Bangkok, and Cape Town. Maybe I need to stop traveling... Nah!

Thirdworld · **Joined:** Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:07 am **Posts:** 4858

uh oh! Now you've done it! White Knights' heads are spinning to give you what about the error of your ways!!

Ironman44 · **Joined:** Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:01 pm **Posts:** 10

Yup. Were getting after it with someone's daughter, why not our own?

PlaneCrazy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:12 pm

Ironman44 wrote:

I committed two fatal errors, (marriage to, and then getting a hot 25 year old Tica pregnant), and now trying not to commit a third, which would be getting her a Visa to the USA. We have been married since the middle of 2009 but I haven't pulled the trigger on getting her a VISA for all kinds of reasons, primarily because I don't want to be paying alimony, in addition to Ch*ld support, which would ultimately be the case.
I am done with the save a ho mentality, finally, but now have a Ch*ld on the way, a girl, (and would prefer that she not become a CR hoe in the future). So while I am financially supporting my wife now and will continue through her pregnancy, (she is due in the next few months), I need to maintain a happy facade. My plan is to be there for the birth, get the necessary paperwork completed to get the Ch*ld US citizenship, return back to the States with promises to my wife of her imminent VISA, and wait for my Ch*ld's paperwork to be completed for US Citizenship. Then I bring the Ch*ld to the States, under the guise of meeting my family, and with the promise to return muy pronto. But I will not return the Ch*ld to her. I will raise her here in the States. The onus is then on her to take action to get the Ch*ld back, correct?
So despite the lunacy and all the moral bullshit inherent in my plan, what's the likelihood of it's success? (Before I close, yes, I am absolutely certain the Ch*ld is mine, but will of course get testing done upon her birth to verify before applying for her US Citizenship). Please help a brother out and let me know your thoughts, words of wisdom, and any unsavory comments you feel like I might deserve. All will be appreciated!

*** Never Mind ***

Had an angry post then actually read down the thread and saw that this moron is just a troll.

911 Driver · **Posted:** Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:06 pm

Yeah,
Good catch, Please don't feed the trolls, thanks, Amigos :shock:

Regards, 911 Driver

Hank Daman · **Joined:** Wed May 26, 2004 11:15 pm **Posts:** 2617

Thirdworld wrote:

uh oh! Now you've done it! White Knights' heads are spinning to give you what about the error of your ways!!

Did you really think this guy is for real? Did you know they took the word "gullable" out of the dictionary?

Yes, don't feed the trolls.

www.CostaRicaTicas.com

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