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Do I have the heart to "Monger"

If you answer yes to any of the following you do not have the Intestinal Fortitude to be a "Monger" and should forget any and all activities that might lead to a "Monger Situation"!

Are you married?
Are you engaged?
Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome?
Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome?
Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome?
Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome?
Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding?
Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales?
Are you overweight?
Are you overaged?
Are you mentally slooooow?
Do you like bebes y ninos?
Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you?
Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed?
Do you like and enjoy paying up front?
Are you a sucker?
Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations?
Do you believe this is her (chica) first night?
Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead?
Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session?
Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house?
Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend?

Next class is full credi!

How to Monger!

five-O
:shock:

Are you married? No
Are you engaged? NO
Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome? Hell No!
Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? Not a chance
Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome? Nope
Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? Never
Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? Nope, I will just walk away
Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? Never
Are you overweight? A little bit
Are you overaged? Getting there, oh hell, I am there
Are you mentally slooooow? Negatory, sharpest keynife in the drawer
Do you like bebes y ninos? Nope, hate them; well they are OK if they belong to someone else
Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you? Not really
Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Are you kidding me???
Do you like and enjoy paying up front? Nope
Are you a sucker? No
Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations? Never, I see how low I can go.
Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? Come on now.
Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? As long as he is not in the room with us, I could care
Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Nope
Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? Why would someone be stupid enough to do that?
Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? Same as husband.

I too have been qualified not to be Monger material, however I have overcome these shortcomings by honing my skills in the belly of the beast with some of the shrewdest whoors that San Jose has ever produced. You can turn things around.

fiddy
:shock:

I must stay focused

Not about me, about the brotha mongers in thre Monger Nation!

"on three, break, and clap"

Monger 3101

If you answer yes to any of the following questions you are a "Mongerer" short for "whoor mungara"!

[b]do you find yourself looking a the spanish speaking television stations just to see hot ass latinas even though you do not understand shit they sayin?
Turn your TV to CC3 and you get the english translation.(Telemundo novelas only)Theres been some great ones ie PERRO AMOR ; SIN TETAS NO HAS PARASIO

:shock:

Author:	50strokes [ Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:	Monger 3101
Got a text this morning about 5:30 am. Houston/ 4:30 a.m CR time from the regular asking me why I never stay with her and the bebes at her place for the last two years of visits. WTF? She then proceded to tell me about the decorations for this Christmas, the time together we will spend, and the time that we can spend wit da bebes! Shit! Tip of the iceberg was when in clear written english she wrote. It is better to spend money in the home (for a few days of my vacation mind you) than to spend it on hotel? Somebody been teaching Macro and Micro Economics to my regular? She is trying to ruin my vacation. How did she get so smart so quick? I thought she was just learning english? Maybe it was the chica answering the phone in my room back in June? No problem fitty gone roll wit tit! Plan B! I already paid for my room for several days in advance. Advised her of same. I will chip in at the casa and spend time with her and the bebes, however I will also have to squeeze in some alone time for my need to fulfill my desire to have relations with multiple hot latin chics that I only get to see two or three times a year in the land of milk and honeys! University of Monger Class: Monger3101- INS Building- Room 435 - Tu-Thu - 9:30 am - 11:30 a.m. Class Code: RFM100 PreExam for Newbies- 40 word essay on why you think you are a monger? Prerequisites: Am I a Monger-1101 Can I Monger Skills-1102 Do Have the heart 2 Monger-1103 Monger3100- No Credit- How to safely monger My Advice "Dont get a regular" fitty [/b]

Author:	Don Rico [ Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Wow - too funny dude! You certainly don't need any lessons from me. My only advice - Its your vacation, don't let anyone (favorita or no) ruin it. Get what you are paying for 50. Peace, Love, and happiness for all, Don Rico

Author:	50strokes [ Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:29 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Thanks for the support my brother. Trying to keep my eyes wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open and at the same time maybe help other to not fall into any traps like this one! Just like in MMA. There are various holds, take downs, tap out man u fers, kicks, punches, etc. Chicas also have various take down moves, punches, holds, tap out manuevers, kicks, etc. My girl told me her personal driver could pick me up at the aeropuerto! Not! Have yo game face on. Have yo game face on. fiddy

Author:	Peter-Blastinoff [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:43 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Well Fithy, maybe time to do some rope'a dope with the favorita and the tico tikes. PB

Author:	Muadib [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Ah, tightening the noose on the long game strategy... Next thing you know, she be telling you it's ok to bang her without a condom...

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Author:	50strokes [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:23 am ]
Post subject:	Monger 3101 remedials! no credit for this class
I must stay focused Not about me, about the brotha mongers in thre Monger Nation! "on three, break, and clap" Monger 3101 If you answer yes to any of the following questions you are a "Mongerer" short for "whoor mungara"! do you find yourself looking a the spanish speaking television stations just to see hot ass latinas even though you do not understand shit they sayin? are you jealous natured? do you have penis envy? are breast really important to you? do you have the ability to judge a nice ass through a tight pair of jeans or a nice mini dress? do you look at other women while in the presence of another women? do you fantasize about threesomes with multiple ladies? do you like to travel to destinations for chance meetings with strange beautiful ladies for the purpose of SEX? do you often visualize other woman while in the throws of making love with your partner (female)? do you like to watch women? In groups? alone walking or sitting and talking with each other? do you like to take pictures of scantily clad ladies or totally nude ladies for the purpose of recording memories of fantasies fulfilled? do you like porn? do you drink? do you smoke? can you walk? can you hear? do you have a passport? do you have time and freedom to travel? are you uninhibited around females? sexually? socially? do you know how to negotiate? do you have $100.00 of disposable income for pleasures with beautiful ladies that are trully unspeakable? can you translate what leche means in spanish? do you or have you ever heard of the Del Rey Hotel Casino in San Jose, Costa Rica? are you a member of CRT? (you do not have to answer this one) (optional)? are you a healthy male and over the age of about or 10 so? have you ever? ever? ever? Been to the countries of Thailand, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Phillipines, Amsterdam, Costa Rica with out your significant other or close family member? I think you are a Monger my friend! Welcome to the Monger Nation? Next class! Do I have the heart to monger? fiddy

Author:	50strokes [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:43 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Remedial class: No credit. Do I have the heart to "Monger" If you answer yes to any of the following you do not have the Intestinal Fortitude to be a "Monger" and should forget any and all activities that might lead to a "Monger Sitiation"! Are you married? Are you engaged? Are you succeptable to RFM Western Union syndrome? Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome? Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? Are you overweight? Are you overaged? Are you mentally slooooow? Do you like bebes y ninos? Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you? Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Do you like and enjoy paying up front? Are you a sucker? Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negoiations? Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? Next class is full credi! How to Monger! five-O

Author:	SpeakNo [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:01 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
>> Guilty

Author:	Zionisthead [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Fifty, I was going to stay with a chica myself once, but after seeing some of the slum neighborhoods where many of them live, I do not know how comfortable I would be staying at their little apartment with no air conditioning in those dangerous neighborhoods. Plus, we would stand out like sore thumbs in those neighborhoods and get alot of stares. What do you think?

Author:	50strokes [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
I think that you are right, however with these girls desperate times equals desperate measures. With the fall of the dolla and the economy in crisis! Most of the apartments that my regular had before this one she was ashamed of and would never let me see. Always taking me to her mother's house where the 25 or so grand bebes are taken care of by the abuela to visit. I have Castillo on standby backup just in caso. Paid in full in case the coast is not clear in the area of the apartamento! fiddie

Author:	Peter-Blastinoff [ Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
50strokes wrote: Remedial class: No credit. Do I have the heart to "Monger" If you answer yes to any of the following you do not have the Intestinal Fortitude to be a "Monger" and should forget any and all activities that might lead to a "Monger Situation"! Are you married? Are you engaged? Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome? Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome? Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? Are you overweight? Are you overaged? Are you mentally slooooow? Do you like bebes y ninos? Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you? Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Do you like and enjoy paying up front? Are you a sucker? Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations? Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? Next class is full credi! How to Monger! five-O Professor Fithy, C'mon Mang, the above listed in underline disqualifies most of the mongering pubic. As a under graduate of this fine learning institution I had to raise my hand PB

Author:	50strokes [ Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:43 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Are you married? Are you engaged? Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome? Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome? Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? Are you overweight? Are you overaged? Are you mentally slooooow? Do you like bebes y ninos? Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you? Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Do you like and enjoy paying up front? Are you a sucker? Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations? Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? I too have been qualified not to be Monger material, however I have overcome these shortcomings by honing my skills in the belly of the beast with some of the shrewdest whoors that San Jose has ever produced. You can turn things around. fiddy

Author:	TimBones [ Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
50strokes wrote: Are you married? No Are you engaged? NO Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome? Hell No! Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? Not a chance Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome? Nope Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? Never Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? Nope, I will just walk away Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? Never Are you overweight? A little bit Are you overaged? Getting there, oh hell, I am there Are you mentally slooooow? Negatory, sharpest keynife in the drawer Do you like bebes y ninos? Nope, hate them; well they are OK if they belong to someone else Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you? Not really Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Are you kidding me??? Do you like and enjoy paying up front? Nope Are you a sucker? No Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations? Never, I see how low I can go. Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? Come on now. Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? As long as he is not in the room with us, I could care Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Nope Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? Why would someone be stupid enough to do that? Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? Same as husband. I too have been qualified not to be Monger material, however I have overcome these shortcomings by honing my skills in the belly of the beast with some of the shrewdest whoors that San Jose has ever produced. You can turn things around. fiddy

Author:	Hank [ Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:05 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101 remedials! no credit for this class
50strokes wrote: I must stay focused Not about me, about the brotha mongers in thre Monger Nation! "on three, break, and clap" Monger 3101 If you answer yes to any of the following questions you are a "Mongerer" short for "whoor mungara"! [b]do you find yourself looking a the spanish speaking television stations just to see hot ass latinas even though you do not understand shit they sayin? Turn your TV to CC3 and you get the english translation.(Telemundo novelas only)Theres been some great ones ie PERRO AMOR ; SIN TETAS NO HAS PARASIO THOUGH OTHER MEN HAVE HELD(PROBABLY QUITE A FEW) HER HEART BELONGS TO ME

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Author:	El Silencioso [ Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:28 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Monger 3101
Great Job fiddy..... Are you married? not anymore Are you engaged? Are you susceptible to RFM Western Union syndrome? yeah RIGHT !! Do you have Captain "Save a Hoe" syndrome? TOO funny Do you have I will marry and save the whole family syndrome? Do you have the What was mine is now all yours syndrome? 4 little words.. not in this lifetime Are you sensitive to ladies crying and tears shedding? NOPE Are you gullable to believe wild outlandish storytelling and fictional tales? DITTO !!! Are you overweight? Not last time I checked Are you overaged? Not from what the ladies or my libido tell me... 29 again Are you mentally slooooow? ummmmmmmmmmmm NO !!!!! Do you like bebes y ninos? other peoples maybe, been there done that and OUT of the house well, except for my deadbeat brother Does being cursed at by a whoor upset you?has not happened yet... doubt it though Do you take chicas to the mall before taking them to the bed? Not last time I checked, maybe a trip to the dollar store before the trip for trinkets Do you like and enjoy paying up front? never heard of such blasphemy Are you a sucker? The above answers should clear up that question Do you quote "cien" before the chica can respond during negotiations? Cien.. never heard of the word, unless its all night and multiple pops, then I can be generous on occasion and pay cien Do you believe this is her (chica) first night? No bebe, your my 1st chica in CR your special.... Do you believe her (Chico) husband is dead? do you believe she is a virgin ? Do you believe that her mother is calling for her on her cell phone to come home right now during the middle of you session? Put mom on the phone, Ma, she'll be home after she cleans the leche off of her chin Do you think that you will ever visit a chicas apartment or house? been there done that Do you believe the chica dont have a boyfriend? maybe the gordas... did I say that out loud