LuisMD wrote:
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"Mi nueva amiga me explicó que tu tienes derecho a comenzar una nueva relación. Ella es tan linda y tan buena que yo le creo."
means = My new Novia explained the you have the right to start a new relation. She is so cute, so pretty and so nice that I believe her.
It does not matter if you do not have any new novia, but she going to be jealous anyway.
This one I like and throw in, "When my new novia and I are together, the intimacy we share is like a raging fire fueled by the passion for each other. I want to thank you for letting me go because I would have never found her. I am very happy now and I hope you are too. If you do go to Chicago, I may not be there but my buddy Dean will be and you should meet him. He's a great guy and likes when you cook him breakfast after he has fired two shots of leche down your throat. Maybe you can find the same passion with Dean as he is pulling on your hair from behind, with that boyish face and grin, index finger fish hooking your mouth, asking, if he should have used lubrication before he inserted it in your culo."
Dean