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After 11 months of a fairly turbulent relationship, I have decided to end it with the novia. Two nights ago, I sent her packing and called her taxi to take her home to her Mom. In the past two months, she has tried starting fights with me, over stupid shit, practically everyday. Here's an example of things that get her REALLY MAD:
1. I fall asleep and the dog crawls into bed. This sent her into a rage one night and she said it was my fault, because its my dog. However, how can it be my fault when I'm asleep and not aware that the dog has crawled into bed??? By the way, her puppy is ALLOWED to sleep in the bed, because he is smaller and cuter.
2. At the grocery store, she wants to buy those wall socket deodorants, because she thinks the house is smelly. I explain that we need to clean more regularly and that they only mask the problem. This made her mad. You never listen to me!!! She disappears and comes back with like 15 of them. However, I don't think I have 15 sockets in the house. This is like $40 in plug-in deodorants. We got in an argument at the check out counter which was embarrassing. I ended up having to buy 6 of them to stop her tantrum.
3. I rented a video and did not notice there were no Spanish subtitles. This was the first time I made the mistake. She got phucking pissed at that, because I never think of her. However, I had just watched the entire Harry Potter series in Spanish, with no subtitles. I was not allowed to watch the video even though I had rented it!!!!!
4. Because I bought a dog, now she wanted a dog. I took her to the pet store to look at chocolate lab puppies as a surprise. THIS REALLY PISSED HER OFF. Almost scary her reaction. She was mad because she was expecting Chow Chow puppies - One of the rarest dogs on Earth.
5. Two nights ago, I was drinking a glass of wine and practicing jazz guitar. This got her mad, because I'm not supposed to drink wine and play guitar. I think this is what made her mad???? I have no friggin' clue on this one???!!!
6. She got MAD at me because I won't teach her how to drive. I honestly am worried about my health (and others) when I've experienced her driving. For example, my neighbor across the street is building a mansion and its about 60% complete. The front has several large arcs which will eventually become giant floor to ceiling windows. When I let her drive up and down the street. She took a sharp turn and drove INTO the arc of his house and got stuck in the mud. I had to put the thing into 4 wheel and pray for safety getting the phucking car out of his house. But, this all my fault, because I'm not teaching her how to drive. Does anyone want to volunteer as her driving instructor?
No, seriously, she is just plain immature and low class. I'm simply tired of all of her bullshit. She is rude as hell and doesn't under stand the meaning of gratitude. She thinks I am just a never-ending ATM machine. She sleeps in every day until 11 AM. Then wakes up and watches Spanish novelas until 3 PM. Then, she usually wants me to buy something? If I don't give in, she gets mad.
I've had enough. I've been single for 2 days now and it is pure bliss. I'm going to take my time. This time around - I'm not even really looking for a novia. If something does happen, here is my general requirement:
1. She has a job. A good job and understands the value of money
2. She has education beyond colegio
3. Must be near 30 years old, or older
4. Must be great in bed and an overall 7 or higher in looks
5. Must not have armies of K*ds, cousins and you name it
6. Good personality. Knows how to laugh and share good times
7. Mellow temperament. Not fighty. Knows how to deal with anger
So, what do you guys think? It looks like I will be single FOR A LONGGGGGG TIME in CR.
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I'll buy 
As for cars, my lease is going to cost me a fortune next month cause I am way over mileage. 
But a lot less $ than my crazed ex girlfriend. 
