www.CostaRicaTicas.com

There are many pros and cons in taking a trip to Costa Rica.

If your a guy just looking for a good time it's an alright place. The girls are good looking, and there is plenty of things to do.

I have been to CR a total of 11 times. The longest time I spent there was a month.

My advice on these animals we call women:

Never pay what they ask. She will settle for less.

Look at the supply and demand while your there. A lot of gringos and little chicas is a bad equation. More chicas then gringo makes for a bargin.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GO WITHOUT A CONDOM.

Avoid girls who call you, or give you their numbers.

Avoid a girl who talks about her damned K*ds.

Don't believe the bullshit stories about how bad her life is.

Don't believe she is single.

Don't leave your cash out of your room safe.

Do not leave out any jewelry.

When she tells you she likes you she doesn't she like your money.

Never trust a whores mother. There is a reason the girl is a whore in the 1st place.

Never venture out to weird locations with these girl. (Set up for a robbery)

Do not use the condoms she might have. Buy your own.

Do not let her buy you drugs. She is ripping you off. She will also give you junk. and say it was full price. Crack is an epidemic down there. How the hell do you think they can afford it? DRUGS ARE CHEAP THERE. Only dumbass american pay premium for drugs.

Know that before you go down your a damned idiot. You think with you little head a bit too much and in understanding this you will control yourself better.

Avoid a girl with tattoos with the name of guys. There is a reason she has some tico or loser gringo (refering to me) name written on her body.

Understand that no matter how much money you have and no matter how "especial" you are to her... she will accept your money and still work the bars.

If she lies once throw her to the curb.

SCREW IT THROW THEM ALL TO THE CURB.

Treat them nice, but know they are just peices of warm meat.

The girl will never change. You've heard "you can take the girl out of the trailor park, but you cant take the trailer park out of the girl" ITS THE SAME THING WITH PUTAS!

If she has K*ds they will never be your K*ds.

SHE WILL USE THE K*ds AGAINST YOU IF YOU LET HER.

In closing I want to say I had been through it all. I have seen times of bliss and horror. All of it is a facade. Love doesn't have a price tag. Love is free. Only whores have a price tag.

Be smart, observe, know your surroundings, and never date one of these animals.

Findem, Feedem, Fuckem, Forget them. Do that and you will be ok. Don't me a schmuck like me.

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The probability of someone watching you is directly proportionate to the stupidity of your actions. oh yeah and ROLLTIDE!!!!!!

Why are you still posting ? I want the hour of my life i wasted on reading your life story that is full of bullshit lies. Please go away , how can you of all people give anyone any head up's in san jose. Stay in florida and visit the strip clubs, the girls will enjoy your drama and love your money,,as many have said before me "how can this guy be this dumb"

I've gotta say... He has wasted a lot of space with useless messages...BUT, regardless of the messenger, the advice in this post is pretty spot on....

One possible explanation for Rolltide's erratic behaviour.


Ciaociao

rolltide good to see you are still up and alive.. saw your old friend last time i was in the motherland she has not chanded one bit... let me know when you are going to be there i will go 11/13/08.. if you are there i will buy you a drink and we can bullshit in the rey cewoo

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Did you pay full price or get a discount?

Want the dealer's name and number too Cmon use your heads here, this is NOT the place to talk about that crap

This is still a reminder but the same old talk it's pretty cool to tell us that dudes .

Rolltide-

I don't think it's all about dogging you out because you got worked over by a chica.

But personally, hearing you try and give us a "heads up" on a chica who has no chance gettin' down with me, is tired.

No offense because I understand you have/ had feelings for her. But a while ago you posted pics of her and I'm thinking, dude, if you are going to get worked by a chica, she should at least look pretty good.

So as it stands guys should know to not fall head over heels but your incessant plea to stay away from that girl or watch out because she will get you is almost irrelavant to those who have seen her picture.

We finally get it, you got burned, move on...

P.S. oh yea, learn spanish. You might have just seen some of those things coming if you could really talk to her...


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I have avoided chiming in on this, but I can't help myself.

You have drawn up a big list of warnings and advice, but do you think we haven't heard it before? Do you think that you would have listened to that advice? From what I have seen, you received most of that advice and ignored it, then you went ahead and made foolish mistake after foolish mistake. Is the problem that you didn't know, or that you didn't want to know?

Airing your dirty laundry in public apparently does you some psychological good. But if you are looking for sympathy and warm fuzzies, don't expect it from the guys who tried their damnedest to stop you from screwing up in the first place. Don't give advice you ignored yourself. Do as I say, not as I do is the definition of a hypocrite.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

Amen,

RT... you were forewarned a looongggg time ago and chose to completely reject the advice and even flamed on many people as you disappeared from the board, and sailed with your hooker-girlfriend into the sunset.

You're list is nothing that we don't know about. In this country, you don't have to emotionally get attached to a puta, to understand the consequences , you just have to open your eyes and look around. Oh... yeah... and then ask for some veteran advice.

In my 4 years or so of visiting and living in CR, I've seen many gringos taken to the cleaners by these girls. Yet, it appears that as one guy goes back to the states, with his tail between his legs, a new one arrives.

We like to use the term NEXT!!! When we refer to mongering and moving on. However, I'm certain they have a similar catch-phrase. When they are finished chewing up one and spit him out. What do they say as they move to the next? "Siguente?" or "Un otro tonto." I'm certain it is a "dicho" that is much more catchy and derogatory.

I would like to say I sympathize with you (and all the other "informed" guys that are getting raked over the coals). However, how can I???? You ignored EVERYBODY and flamed your heart out.

The only thing we are dying to hear about - is what exactly happened? Can you provide details? At this point, you should be looking at this chapter in your life with a bit of remorse, but also with a sense of humor....

adios...

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In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

Rolltide,

It's easy to fall for these Del Ray girls I can see that. Good advise for us newbys.

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Beware of the DOG!

Lol .... He pretty much warned us off of everything with tits outside of Morazon Park.

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

Excellent post Bilko. 'Nuff said !!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Sucks to be you, TrollRide, and it appears that it will continue to suck to be you for a loooooooooooong time!!!

TrollRide learning curve: __________________________________________________

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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