I have no problem saying I love you and thank you, and if I'm wrong, I'll apologize. But this goes beyond common courtesy, into becoming their wife's bitch. I'm not going to be submissive to a man, so I certainly won't be submissive to a woman. You can't blame the guys who signed up for this, though. They were checkmated by the law. I guarantee that with this wonderful law to aid women, you are going to see a dramatic drop in the number of marriages in Japan over the coming years. I'm going to laugh my ass off in a few years, when CNN interviews Japanese women who are complaining that they can't find husbands anymore.

And people actually ask me why I don't get married.