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Author:  Chi_trekker [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Ending it with my novia

After 11 months of a fairly turbulent relationship, I have decided to end it with the novia. Two nights ago, I sent her packing and called her taxi to take her home to her Mom. In the past two months, she has tried starting fights with me, over stupid shit, practically everyday. Here's an example of things that get her REALLY MAD:

1. I fall asleep and the dog crawls into bed. This sent her into a rage one night and she said it was my fault, because its my dog. However, how can it be my fault when I'm asleep and not aware that the dog has crawled into bed??? By the way, her puppy is ALLOWED to sleep in the bed, because he is smaller and cuter.

2. At the grocery store, she wants to buy those wall socket deodorants, because she thinks the house is smelly. I explain that we need to clean more regularly and that they only mask the problem. This made her mad. You never listen to me!!! She disappears and comes back with like 15 of them. However, I don't think I have 15 sockets in the house. This is like $40 in plug-in deodorants. We got in an argument at the check out counter which was embarrassing. I ended up having to buy 6 of them to stop her tantrum.

3. I rented a video and did not notice there were no Spanish subtitles. This was the first time I made the mistake. She got phucking pissed at that, because I never think of her. However, I had just watched the entire Harry Potter series in Spanish, with no subtitles. I was not allowed to watch the video even though I had rented it!!!!!

4. Because I bought a dog, now she wanted a dog. I took her to the pet store to look at chocolate lab puppies as a surprise. THIS REALLY PISSED HER OFF. Almost scary her reaction. She was mad because she was expecting Chow Chow puppies - One of the rarest dogs on Earth.

5. Two nights ago, I was drinking a glass of wine and practicing jazz guitar. This got her mad, because I'm not supposed to drink wine and play guitar. I think this is what made her mad???? I have no friggin' clue on this one???!!!

6. She got MAD at me because I won't teach her how to drive. I honestly am worried about my health (and others) when I've experienced her driving. For example, my neighbor across the street is building a mansion and its about 60% complete. The front has several large arcs which will eventually become giant floor to ceiling windows. When I let her drive up and down the street. She took a sharp turn and drove INTO the arc of his house and got stuck in the mud. I had to put the thing into 4 wheel and pray for safety getting the phucking car out of his house. But, this all my fault, because I'm not teaching her how to drive. Does anyone want to volunteer as her driving instructor?

No, seriously, she is just plain immature and low class. I'm simply tired of all of her bullshit. She is rude as hell and doesn't under stand the meaning of gratitude. She thinks I am just a never-ending ATM machine. She sleeps in every day until 11 AM. Then wakes up and watches Spanish novelas until 3 PM. Then, she usually wants me to buy something? If I don't give in, she gets mad.

I've had enough. I've been single for 2 days now and it is pure bliss. I'm going to take my time. This time around - I'm not even really looking for a novia. If something does happen, here is my general requirement:

1. She has a job. A good job and understands the value of money
2. She has education beyond colegio
3. Must be near 30 years old, or older
4. Must be great in bed and an overall 7 or higher in looks
5. Must not have armies of K*ds, cousins and you name it
6. Good personality. Knows how to laugh and share good times
7. Mellow temperament. Not fighty. Knows how to deal with anger

So, what do you guys think? It looks like I will be single FOR A LONGGGGGG TIME in CR.


5.

Author:  LocoHombre [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:42 pm ]
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Cool :lol: :lol: Join Florida and I at the HDR at 11 a.m. on November 2nd 8) :? :shock: :) :( :o I'll buy :( :) :D :o :lol:
Squid

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Congrat's Chi_trekker, and best of luck. There's plenty more out there, but I don't have to tell you that! Enjoy batchelor-hood again! :lol:

MG :wink:

Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:11 pm ]
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When are you moving to Medellin? :lol: :lol:

Author:  Irish Drifter [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:13 pm ]
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Reading Chi_trekker litany of problems with his latina novia sounds exactly like meeting a guy in a neighborhood bar in the US and listning to his litany of complaints about his gringa live in.

The more I hear from guys with novias the more I believe that there is no difference in mindset between a latina and a gringa once they think you are hooked.

Lease, do not buy :lol:

Author:  Mia2Ewr [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:42 pm ]
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ID- wise as always. When it comes to women: lease, do not buy. :twisted: As for cars, my lease is going to cost me a fortune next month cause I am way over mileage. :cry: But a lot less $ than my crazed ex girlfriend. :D :D

Author:  DDream [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:53 pm ]
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Irish Drifter wrote:
Reading Chi_trekker litany of problems with his latina novia sounds exactly like meeting a guy in a neighborhood bar in the US and listning to his litany of complaints about his gringa live in.

The more I hear from guys with novias the more I believe that there is no difference in mindset between a latina and a gringa once they think you are hooked.

Lease, do not buy :lol:


If it flies, fucks or floats... rent, don't buy!

Author:  Lee [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:27 pm ]
Post subject:  I asked a question

Chi_trekker:

I have but one question to ask: what took so long? :o


Lee

Author:  Phoenix Rising [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ending it with my novia

Chi_trekker wrote:
Does anyone want to volunteer as her driving instructor?


Chi_Trekker...You're in luck!

I'm in the driver ed biz!

http://www.a1richmonddriving.com/

And yes we have spanish speaking instructors. You'll need to fly her up to NYC tho' :shock: :D :lol:


Hey 11 months ain't bad....it wasn't gonna be till death do you part anyway...was it?

Come out and play this weekend!

PHX

Author:  PacoLoco [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:23 pm ]
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Quote:
By the way, her puppy is ALLOWED to sleep in the bed, because he is smaller and cuter.

Chi_trekker that cracked me up, she sounds just like an amigos novia. Maybe they are sisters. :lol:

Author:  Florida [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:34 pm ]
Post subject:  So easy even a tonta gringa republican can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidface wrote:
Cool :lol: :lol: Join Florida and I at the HDR at 11 a.m. on November 2nd 8) :? :shock: :) :( :o I'll buy :( :) :D :o :lol:
Squid
:D yeah an early happy hours :D plenty of kittens out there :D :lol:

Author:  DrForm [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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Chi you kept the puppy that was trainable.(the right choice) Anyway get back on your horse and start scouting for the next one.Buena Suerte !

Author:  Berk2302 [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I asked a question

Lee wrote:
Chi_trekker:

I have but one question to ask: what took so long? :o


Lee


DITTO, DITTO, AND MORE DITTO!

Berk........ :)

Author:  Squirrel88 [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Ending it with my novia

Chi_trekker wrote:
I've had enough. I've been single for 2 days now and it is pure bliss. I'm going to take my time. This time around - I'm not even really looking for a novia. If something does happen, here is my general requirement:

1. She has a job. A good job and understands the value of money
2. She has education beyond colegio
3. Must be near 30 years old, or older
4. Must be great in bed and an overall 7 or higher in looks
5. Must not have armies of K*ds, cousins and you name it
6. Good personality. Knows how to laugh and share good times
7. Mellow temperament. Not fighty. Knows how to deal with anger

So, what do you guys think? It looks like I will be single FOR A LONGGGGGG TIME in CR.


Does a woman like this actually exist or are you talking in fiction?

Author:  Chi_trekker [ Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:32 pm ]
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Irish Drifter wrote:
Reading Chi_trekker litany of problems with his latina novia sounds exactly like meeting a guy in a neighborhood bar in the US and listning to his litany of complaints about his gringa live in.

The more I hear from guys with novias the more I believe that there is no difference in mindset between a latina and a gringa once they think you are hooked.

Lease, do not buy :lol:


ID - I have always wanted to meet you. I will be in the SL tomorrow night around 7:30ish. Just ask for Chi_trekker.... I think the staff all knows my handle. If not, send me a PM and we'll exchange details....

Regarding your post..... women are women. I don't care what planet they come from. THEY ARE ALL A PAIN IN THE ASS. This is why there is prostitution. Since biblical times, they have been in business, because we just can't put up with 'em.... on an extended basis. You get my point?

I'm going on a date with a chica my age WHO IS HOT!!!!!!! and 35 en sabado. She has only 1 month to prove she is worth it. If not..............
I'LL QUOTE MG - NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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