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So far most of the topics in this new section are discussions of the relative merits of having or not having a novia. I think we need to get beyond the 'is it a good idea?' question. It's a valid question but I believe that this particular forum shouldn't devote all it's space to that particular question.

So, for those who DO want, or already have a novia, here's a question for you: What are you looking for in a chica? Just to give some forinstances...

What is the ideal age?
Does she have to have a spinner body?
What sort of education level?
How many K*ds will you accept?
Is it okay if she is/has been a hooker?
Does she have to want to relocate to the USA (or Canada)?

I'll be interested to hear some responses.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

I am a simple man with simple needs.

It is all about chemistry, a hot body and a beautiful face.

No K*ds is a BIG BIG plus.

Is that too much to ask?

Problem is, the ones without K*ds are trouble.

1) No K*ds
2) No living relatives (at least in CR)
3) 21 yo
4) natural DDs but no body fat
5) Advanced degree
6) Most importantly (willing to put up with me)

Just kidding actually a good discussion thread. I am mor eof the I know it when I see it type.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

BK- I thought you nailed it on the head.
Although odds may be better of hitting the lotto than finding what you described (for any of us).

Ditto!

For me, chemistry is the most important factor. Granted, she must be good looking and have a sense of humor. But there's gotta be chemistry between us. I can overlook education (or lack of), I can overlook family problems, I can overlook the fact that she's P4P. I can overlook most anything, but if there's initial chemistry between us, I'll give her a go en la cama. And if it's good the 1st time, I know it's only going to get better. And at that point, it's GAME ON!!!

MG

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I've done this multiple times and I keep getting the same answer.

1) Tall
2) Curvy Body (big tits and a nice round ass)
3) VERY well educated (BA minimum, prefer an advanced degree).
3) earning at least 30K per year
4)passionate about education
5) good family (middle class or upper middle class)
6) no more than 1 or 2 young Ch*ldren
7) 25-35 years of age
excellent communication between us.
9) gets along well with my family
10) doesn't mind the cold weather
11) has done some travelling, or would like to.
12) loyal caring faithful
13) supportive when I am struggling with something
14)most important - she is nice to me

When I add all of these things up the answer I get is GRINGA .

Seriously, any long term thinking on my part concerning some chick I'm phucking in Costa Rica is the little head talking, not the big head. Whenever I do the math, gringas beat ticas/nicas and all other chicas easily. It is not even close.

The reality is that there are fewer Ticas in Costa Rica that meet my qualifications than gringas in my state, let alone the entire U.S. . Furthermore, a Tica with such qualifications is way less likely to want to date me than a gringa. The only reason why I haven't settled down with a gringa who meets all of my criteria is that I have little desire to settle down right now. Keep in mind, I'm only 30 now, so finding a girl within my age group in the U.S. isn't that difficult.

Count Dante,

Yes, you are so right. If you are 30 and looking for a girlfriend, you'll get more of what you want (looking at your list) from a Gringa.

The only problem is... time marches on. That 25 year old will be 45 in 20 years when you are 50. If you want to go the family route, get married, and think you'll be able to be satisfied with occasional sex with a middle aged woman, there's nothing wrong with that. But when you hit 50, or even before, if you STILL want a sexy body, you may yearn for a hot young Latina. You may end up in a nasty divorce and lose your ski boat (or whatever). Who can tell?

There's nothing wrong with your concept, but I wonder why you are mongering in Costa Rica? At 30 I was able to manage a passable (not fantastic, but passable) sex life without paying or flying to a foreign country. At 58, I am invisible to any woman under 35 in the USA. So here I am.

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What is the ideal age? 18-28
Does she have to have a spinner body? PREFER SPINNERS , BUT NOT MANDATORY
What sort of education level? KINDERGARDEN GRAD
How many K*ds will you accept? 2 TOPS
Is it okay if she is/has been a hooker? SURE .. IFIT'S OK WITH HER i'VE BEEN A MONGER
Does she have to want to relocate to the USA (or Canada)? NOT AT THE MOMENT

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

That is simple. While I have a decent sex life in the U.S., it just doesn't compare with my appetite. I can go out with a pretty young lady and after a few dates have sex with her. If I get into some kind of relationship, I can even expect to have sex on a somewhat regular basis.

The problem is that is not enough. When I am in Costa Rica I tend to have sex on average 3-4 times a day, usually different women every time. I love the variety. I love being able to walk 100 yards from my hotel room to New Fantasy and Phuck the woman of my choice. That kind of power and choice is more addictive than crack.

Also, I just don't have the patience to put up with all of the bullshit that is required to sleep with a woman, especially the implicit deception I must usually maintain because I have no desire for commitment or a long term relationship.This might sound cold, but I get absolutely nothing out of having a conversation and dinner with a woman I'm trying to sleep with. When I want company and good conversation, I have several female and mail friends I can call that give me that. I'm so dedicated to growing my business that when I was on a date last month, the amount of money I could be making if I was working kept going through my mind.


As bizzare as it sounds, it is more profitable for me to fly to Costa Rica and bang prostitutes than it is to date enough to come even close to having my sexual needs met. When I am in Costa Rica I am even more productive than when I am in the states. Here is my schedule:
Wake Up
check email, get a few small things for business done
go to an MP and bang a chica in the morning
go back to my room and work until lunch time
get some lunch
go to the Del Ray or SL and bring a chica back to my place to Phuck.
kick her out and work until about 6
go to another massage place at around 6 or 7 (or call a chica over)
get dinner
go back to my room and work until late.
head to the del ray or someplace else for some late night fun.
go to sleep

I love my work and I love banging chicas, so that lifestyle is as close to heaven as I can imagine. I may not bang 4 chicas every day, sometimes it is only 2 if I am tired. Othertimes it can be 5 or 6 if I'm in a mood for threesomes. I know that this is probably not the most psychologically healthy lifestyle, and it may be hiding some kind of deep dark fear of intimacy issues, but really, who gives a shit. All I know is that I am happy living this lifestyle, when most of my friends are miserable. I'll probably quit years down the road and settle down, but not now. It is just way too much fun .

Mi amigo, hate to break the news to you, but you are already addicted to "crack"--just not the kind you smoke. It seems to be the prevailing addiction of this board

Count,

Okay, I understand. It doesn't seem to me like you want a novia, though. You just accept the gringa-novia situation because it's the best you can do back home. There may be girls who want to boink 4 times a day, and fill your other requirements, but I haven't ever found one. But then again, I haven't met every woman in the world (though I try). Happy hunting.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

Joan Rivers once said: A nice smile and a trick hip

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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Bilko,

I know what I want in my Costa Rica Novia:

1) 18 years old

2) Virgin

3) Stripper body

4) Rich

5) No morals with me, but the virgin mary to everyone else.

6) Able to suck ping pong ball through straw.

7) The perfect face.

Am I asking too much?

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-PA*

I had a novia. She was pretty much what I was looking for. I have always liked younger women, or so I thought, but as time marches on, younger seems to be getting older without my realizing. This girl was in her mid-thirties! But she was beautiful. Chemistry is a big part. When I first saw her it was just immediate, the attraction on my part. She had big, wonderful tits and a great body besides, but I don't think big tits are a prerequisite, but a great body is. Apart from the experience of just falling into those beautiful eyes, I liked to talk to her. She had little education, although she did know how to read (spanish). She had interesting opinions on things that mattered, like life as a hooker, being poor, spending lots of money. I probably like a girl that doesn't fall in love with me, which surely was the case here, as looking back I'm not even sure she liked me. But we talked the talk on occasion, the possibility of bringing her to the US, love, stuff like that. My prerequisite now, and really even then, is that a girl not insist on coming to the US, since that would be the way to undo all that is good about a Tica girlfriend. So to sum it up, chemistry, beauty, willingness to pretend - and a preferred customer discount, of course!

Glad I got to my novia first...you nailed her

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