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 Post subject: My Colombiana nightmare
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:33 am 
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I didn't meet her in CR, or in her home town of CTG...I met her here in the US...20 minutes from my house.

There were a few red flags at first. #1 was the "professional sex"...this chica was awesome in the sack. #2...when I proposed marriage (big mistake) and spoke to her about a prenup...I thought she was going to pull a Lorena Bobbitt on me. #3 after the marriage, to the day of her getting her permanent residency, she did a complete Jekyll and Hyde.

I went through almost another year of her B/S until I put a keylogger program on my computer. One thing you have to know about h*okers is that they are lazy..they will always choose the path of least resistance. She was using our shared computer to set up her "appointments". The earliest I found was less than two months after we were married.

As luck would have it, she ignored the whole divorce process and got a big fat goose egg in the end. She is currently going to Philly on Thursday to ply her trade for an agency called mydreamgirlescorts.com, under the name Diane, or Viviana. I recommend one to steer clear of her.

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I'm not posting this to garner any sympathy from the CRT brotherhood...but I want to want to sound the warning about the "murcialagos vampiros" that these chicas can be. Remember...THEY ARE LAZY...THEY WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE.


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You got very lucky.Smart to collect the right evidence.Consider it a lesson learned and never marry again.


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...ditto


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:12 am 
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Crazyhorse0017 wrote:
Remember...THEY ARE LAZY...THEY WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE.


I may not be as jarred as you nor had any such a negative experience but I do have to agree with the above statement. It goes beyond logic that if you have to reduce yourself to being a prostitute you will try to get the most dollars for that bang. A lot of times the lack of “customer service” and overall business savvy is just shocking. I’m not talking about trying to be a Harvard Business graduate but if you going to ply the trade be the best that you can be so you can get the most out of it. Most are just waiting for captain-save-a-ho just to get out.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:50 am 
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Crazyhorse0017 wrote:
She is currently going to Philly on Thursday to ply her trade for an agency called mydreamgirlescorts.com, under the name Diane, or Viviana. I recommend one to steer clear of her.

How good is she? And how much does she charge?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:02 pm 
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"SHE DID A COMPLETE JEKYLL AND HYDE " :roll: :idea:

I experienced the same change and I know several other guys who have gotten involved with or brought Colombianas to the states and ALL HAD THE SAME EXPERIENCE. I am not saying all Colombianas are the same, but sure to hell seems to be a prevailent trate. I love Colombianas IN COLOMBIA but DO NOT take them out of their natural environment :idea: :roll: :cry: (and that encludes NO to the ones in CR. :idea: :wink: )

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But mine is different! :D

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:45 pm 
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Spanky wrote:
But mine is different! :D


NO :!: you are "DIFFERENT" :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P

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BangBang57 wrote:
Spanky wrote:
But mine is different! :D


NO :!: you are "DIFFERENT" :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :P


Same same!

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Ive never had good experiences with colombian women. My first question to a chica is always " where are you from" if they say colombia i usually move on to something else. Of course this doesnt apply if your in colombia :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:56 pm 
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Intresting Mike :shock: Most of my best sessions and Favoritas are Columbianas. :D :D

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The hands down best P4P I have ever experienced in CR was with a Colombiana from MDE. Anyone can go psycho. Let's not over generalize.

Berk....

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:33 pm 
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Berk2302 wrote:
The hands down best P4P I have ever experienced in CR was with a Colombiana from MDE. Anyone can go psycho. Let's not over generalize.

Berk....


My point is: go to colombia and experience a Colombiana in her own country and you will realize how much better they are in their own country. I am NOT trying to "over generalize"; I am just stating what seems to be almost universal with Colombianas. If you take them out of Colombia, they change and lose their great, loving, sweet, caring, romantic, giving personalities and attitudes. I am sure there have been a few sucessful relationships where the chica has been brought to the USA for marriage by Gringos; it is just that EVERY such relationship I have know has ended in disaster, and always with the same story--SHE TOTALLY CHANGED (My personal experience also).

As for Colombianas in CR, I have known probably over 100 of them (professionally and as friends) over the years, and only one of them was anywhere remotely simular to the typical chica in Colombia in terms of personality and attitude. AND I KNEW HER IN COLOMBIA, AND even she was not totally the same fantastic chica I had known in Colombiana (working chica in both places). But if you have never experienced knowing a Colombiana in Colombia, you can not understand the difference and how they change. The one thing I have found kind of unusal is that the colombiano (male) friends I have here in CR seem to be just as friendly, easy going, sympatico, and ajusted as my friends in Colombia were.

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In the 6 years ive been going to CR i think i can count on one hand how many good experiences with colombians ive had. I think bang bang is right about taking the chicas out of there element has something to do with it. But hey some ticas can be a disappointment too. Just this passed weekend there was a colombiana asking 130 firm. GRanted she was hot as hell, definately a 10 but she wasnt going down even for a cien that the guys were offering her. I told her for 130 i dont need to leave miami and get on a tube for 2 hrs just to get a nut. She obviously has a lot to learn. Needless to say i never saw her get taken upstairs once. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:17 pm 
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Hey Orange: You must understand that I'm a bit biased...Yes, in the beginning she was good. No holes barred...quite literally. She does have this thing about watching herself perform in the mirror...kinda wierd...

Her personal (Indy) price is $$$/hr. In my opinion, not nearly worth it. Some of you might have known her as "Viviana" from orlandosfinestescorts or colombiasfinestescorts, last fall/winter.

If I see her add in Philly/NJ, I'll post a link.

Oh yeah, she has a bad boob job. I hope her plastic surgeon is no longer practicing medicine.

Cheers,
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