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You don't have to hold back a fart or a belch, because she sees it as healthy for you to do so...and your right as King and "Head of the Household"

In Panama it only costs $4 for TWO to see a film on Wednesdays...and while you guy the tickets, SHE buys the carmelcorn and drink out of her limited funds...just to show her appreciation and independence at the same time. YOU get to pick the film. Every 4 or 5 films you pick one you know SHE wants to see...just because you love her.

You can smile and flirt at a pretty girl without getting an elbow in the ribs or a kick on the ankle. She expects you to...because you are a man.

She GIVES you the best pork chop. Same goes for the baked potato. You are the King after all.

You can watch whatever you want on the tube, whenever you want to. But because you love her, you provide two TVs in the household so each has their choice of viewing. Ditto radio.

You can be out of the house in minutes instead of tens of minutes or hours. She is beautiful without all the makeup and is always wearing something alluring and appropriate. Educated Colombianas work on "gringo time".

She keeps the bathroom METICULOUS. Colombianas are VERY sanitary. And they dont like hot showers, so there is always plenty of hot water. She also is very organized and puts YOUR stuff in the advantageous drawer or cabinet...and keeps hers separate. She also makes sure you have 2 bottles of YOUR shampoo or soap as backup...so you never have to use HER stuff...though she has no problem with that either.

She keeps the house whatever temperature you want. She doesnt run the AC as much as you because she knows how much it costs you on a monthly basis to pay the energy bill.

Dirty socks (and clothes) can go where ever you throw them because within minutes she will pick them up and put them where they belong...

You let her make the decisions on color and design of the home interiors...because she has better taste than you do. But she always still consults you before purchasing or making the decision...because YOU are paying for it...and YOU are the king.

You save many $ on flowers and cards, because Latin men have never been very accustomed to giving them in their culture...so when you give them 2-3 times a year...it is special...and better treatment than they have ever received. And it is not EXPECTED. They want it to be YOUR idea...and for no reason at all.

There's never any lipstick on the glasses, because they dont wear that much of it (lipstick has always been highly overated and the downfall of many good men showing telltale signs)...and they are meticulous housekeepers. Every dish and utensil in the house is sparkling clean..and organized. Kings arent good at that normally...

You can snore away to you hearts content without repercussions. Shes just happy to have you home and in bed with her instead of out "catting" around. Same with farting and belching above...

You have your feet washed more often...because she will wash them for you if you are sick...or just too tired to do it yourself.

There's never anything you can't wear hanging in the shower. She keeps her things hanging in the laundry room or maids quarters so they are never in the way.

You can decorate the house with manly things like guns and animal heads and fishing stuff. Shes just happy to share your house with you. Of course, her better tastes in art make your place more appealing in time anyways.

The air smells better with whatever she uses or does to keep the house clean and neat. SHe uses cheaper and more environmentally sound products than "potporree".

You can LOL (Laugh out Loud) at anything you think is funny without her thinking it is not funny. She wont get half of the gringo humor...but she is always willing to learn what it means...and teach you a few Latin jokes along the way herself.