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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:46 am 
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One night I was in Classico's around closing time. I was standing by the bar counter keeping the rythm and "my wife" was dancing. Then this young, beautiful thing comes to me and ask me in a voice that could melt your heart "¿tienes novia?". I knew right there that the mongers' God was hinting to me that I was being considered (and had a good chance of winning) "the most idiot monger" trophy. :oops: Feeling sad and sorry for myself, I said "si" and the girl just walked out of Classico's. Idiot me even had registered "the wife" as a guest in my hotel! :shock:
OUCH :!: That's why I can't go "wifing up" amongst hundreds of other available women, the grass is always greener! but could see doing it for travel, trip to the beach or volcano where's there's no temptation.

Gypsy don't you love it when those DR disco girls sidle up next to you (when you're not wifed up :P ) and whisper "I want to be your novia tonight." (I'm there in 2 weeks ) :twisted:

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:31 am 
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Wife Up Club thought for the day:

You know the old joke about how you get your gf to stop having sex with you? (Marry Her) :roll: :lol:

Well there are parallels to this concept in the monger version of "wifing up"

When your P4P "esposa" starts to get a bit too SECURE in the relationship... you may start to notice a precipitous drop in the quality of the SEXO, a little more "mouth", and a little less devotion to your needs. She may even say "No" :!: :lol: :lol: Its your fault of course...you gave her too much attentioin, besos, carinosa or whatever... don't do it... Usually by this point the marriage is over and time to swap her out.. :wink:

Fortunately the P4P "divorce" is alot less painful

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:51 pm 
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I don't fit the requirements for Wifing-Up. I don't really do it. I form my own attachments and special relationships in a different way. But I support if for those guys who like it.

But for the record on GR's earlier comment about a member having a lockdown on a stunner to the exclusion of all others: That's not really the case. The member in question didn't limit her activities, or sequester her to the exclusion of all others. I can attest to that personally. The lady in question picked who she was interested in and ignored everyone else. She always does. As with many of these girls, they choose us as much as we choose them. He was identified right off (after the first session) as the one she really wanted long term. She told me so. She wasn't done shopping yet, she did everything she wanted to do on that trip, and has since. It's her show and she runs it like she wants.

I try not to have a list of untouchables, off limits from my amigos. I think your credibility as a wingman is in direct proportion to how facilitating you are to your amigos getting action, and an expanding list of untouchables diminishes your clout. But having one or two is forgivable. It's the guys who want to mark their territory with every little thing that comes along and smiles at him that get my back up. I've always gone out of my way to hook a brother up. When that's not the case, it's as often as not HER wishes that prevent it from being so. And if guys don't like that, too bad. (edit: this isn't directed at you GR, I'm just saying)


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:13 pm 
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Arch maybe you don't wife up as per my definition but I would say that you kind of wife-up in a "bigamist" kinda way :lol: :wink:

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Guilty as charged. I have 5 wives at a time. And then try to have about 20 mistresses. :wink:

Of course that doesn't preclude me from looking for the occasional one-night stand in sleazy bars either, just don't tell my wives or mistresses. :P


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:20 pm 
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This is my favorite form of relationship. All the romance and excitement of an initial hook-up and then none of the messy stuff afterward. The problem I have is that the girls I want are smart and more...educada, they would say in Latin America, but these girls always want more than just a fun week together. They want bodas and hijitos and a joint checking account.

The working girls are full of drama and their conversation holds your interest about 20 minutes before you start looking at your watch.


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Pickens are slimmer around this time of year. Wifing up does pay dividends aveces.

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I have to say, that my best experiences, in all destinations except CR, have been found in the category of being wifed-up! I like variety and like to sample what's out there, but I seem to have more memorable moments with someone I have a connection with. With that being said, I do not like to wife-up for the entire trip. 4-6 days at the end of the trip seems the best fit for me, which allows me a few days at the beginning to sample what else is out there. From my 2 trips to MDE, by far the best experiences I have had were when I was wifed-up. In CR, I have a few favoritas, but I rarely lock them down for my trip, nor do I get the sense that is of interest to them.

IMHO, The Wifing-up Club does NOT suck for me!

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Wifing-up can really SUCK for the rest of us during slow times, esposo-boys lock up some of the hottest women (well except for PR :lol: ) for days at a time just so they can parade them around trying to impress other mongers, buy their meals, take them shopping and maybe have sex once day while limiting the selection available for the rest of us. Yeah it's real impressesive some of those european guys could afford to pay a chica to sit on his lap and roll her eyes while he wasn't looking, then they eat meals without speaking a word to each other :roll: At some point they need to do something really impressive like pay her to leave when it's obvious she's bored out of her mind :!: it would be a win/win for her and the rest of us. :twisted:


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I guess I am one of those guys who's wiffing up spoil thing for every one.. I am sorry..!!! :lol: :lol: NOT Wiffing up is nice. there is no greater pleasure than to wake up every day while you are in CR and have your pu*sy. there with you. You can get it any time you need.. Ah what a pleasure.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:30 am 
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Secrets to the ultimate MFE! (Marriage Fantasy Experience) :arrow:

-Pay her daily until she's bored and annoyed with you, (just like your ex-wife)
-Spoil her buying fancy meals, day trips, weekend getaways, clothes and crap for her family. Don't forget to bring gifts! (that she also won't appreciate)
-Keep having sex with her until it becomes predictable, mechanical and she fakes enjoying it, (just like your ex-wife)
-Engage in her emasculating drama, false accusations and pretend jealousies. These keep your relationship alive and healthy
-Enjoy eating meals in silence since you have nothing left to talk about while she lookes bored and annoyed
-Last but not least, believe her RFMs and send money because having a pretend wife is based on trust! also these represent your alimony/Ch*ld support payments
Fantasy complete! :lol:

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Welcome to the CLUB Rey Tiburon, LookingtoSwing and Jamrock!

and I think Archieleach qualifies officially as a member after his comportamiento en Medellin la semana que pasado!!

Paco you are lone man stan :lol: :oops: :shock: :lol: Many of CRT's finest have fessed up here... You know you want to too!! There are rumors you repeated heavily in Sosua last trip...we want times and dates! :P

Update on GR's wife..

He was sweating last night because Orange was down and he couldn't get in touch with his novia to see if she was OK after the quake... :!:

Hey GR!

I will check on her when I go down on Sunday (if that's OK with you.. :?: :twisted: :lol: ) If you need me to bring any dinero let me know...that'll save you on the western union fees... :wink: :P :lol:

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PacoLoco wrote:
Secrets to the ultimate MFE! (Marriage Fantasy Experience) :arrow:

-Pay her daily until she's bored and annoyed with you, (just like your ex-wife)
-Spoil her buying fancy meals, day trips, weekend getaways, clothes and crap for her family. Don't forget to bring gifts! (that she also won't appreciate)
-Keep having sex with her until it becomes predictable, mechanical and she fakes enjoying it, (just like your ex-wife)
-Engage in her emasculating drama, false accusations and pretend jealousies. These keep your relationship alive and healthy
-Enjoy eating meals in silence since you have nothing left to talk about while she lookes bored and annoyed
-Last but not least, believe her RFMs and send money because having a pretend wife is based on trust! also these represent your alimony/Ch*ld support payments
Fantasy complete! :lol:
Very Funny! :lol: :lol: I have a wife in several countries......Looks like i am in for a hell of a ride....Thanks for the post Paco....Should be a sticky! :lol:


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Phoenix Rising wrote:
Hey GR!

I will check on her when I go down on Sunday (if that's OK with you.. :?: :twisted: :lol: ) If you need me to bring any dinero let me know...that'll save you on the western union fees... :wink: :P :lol:


You go bro! As Henny Youngman would say "Take my wife...please!"

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GR don't tell me you're giving that philandering scumbag (term borrowed with permission from CiaoCiao/Spanky debate) PR the go-ahead to defile your sweet little esposa!? :x


PR send me fotos sin ropas por favor :D

Phoenix Rising wrote:
You know you want to too!! There are rumors you repeated heavily in Sosua last trip...we want times and dates! :P
Doing a couple repeats because nothing better was available then sending her ass home at 4AM (after agreeing to TLN) because she wanted to watch TV and her coughing kept me awake hardly qualifies as "wifing up" :lol: ...although she did get me back by cockblocking me the next night :shock:


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