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Senor Patriot:

was math your best subject in school? Just curious what is your occupation tho?

Right on, DJ. I knew that gringa would come in handy. Now all you need to do is start that "I'm fragile, it still hurts" stuff which gringas just eat up. Remember, tell the gringa you only feel a little better after she swallows and that this is going to take some time(s). Let her know it is going to take a while for you to get back on your feet so she might as well just stay off her feet and on her back because what you need to feel is deep, deep inside. Only then, can be cured from the Chica1/Novia1 strain of virus you contracted.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Holy shit.

I just laughed for the first time in days. You phucking rule! Hahaha...

Now that is some funny sheeeeeyat!

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Yes, you came to a public board to get and advice and you got some together with a few laughs, which should lead you to believe that most of us have heard it all before. Do a search on Rolltide and read his epic adventure or a host of others. Your situation is by no means unique and you will get over it. So, get on with it.

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Djnecessiter
Yeah the fellas have been pretty kind dude, My opinion would be like a few others run like hell Anyway good luck,

Thanks for all the advice, guys. See you around!!
-DJ

It's really not the end of the world, it does get better and I have a prime example. The first time my wingman, who shall remain anonymous and has a MASTERS DEGREE IN MONGERING, and I came to CR together we were in the penthouse at the SL. Both hot tubs were full of cold water and chicas and about 4 am he pulls me over to the side and tells me he's in LOVE. Being the oldest and more seasoned of our group, I should be smarter I've been married 4 times, I promptly slapped the shit out of him and told him she's a puta and don't forget it. Even though he has had one relapse since then, he tried importing one, just out of the blue sent me a e-mail, don't be mad, I'm just tired of all the pointless sex??? I even let that pass and let him run his cycle. He got her to the US and it's all good. She's beautiful and he's happy and one month later after all that bullshit, he places her on a jet and sends her home??He came to his senses without my Yoda like knowledge. He's catching on...All in all my friend take it as it is. Let it pass, laugh at it and go on, you'll be happier in the end...Peace.
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Your Honor I didn't pay that woman for sex, I paid her to leave!!

PM El Ciego, he will provide some good insight to help with your trying times. lol He is a devoted CRT brother with a plethora oh knowledge and is always willing to help the fallin. Lmfao!!!

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No intent to be judegmental, but therapy or some other systematic means of working on yourself. Two failed marrages and a hooker picking up on extreme neediness might be an indication of some need for work... Yup, no relationship last forever, but from reading your posts, it might be good to get some insight from someone who actaully knows you overtime, not random duchbags (said with love) over the internet..

Good luck...

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Lou Reed

Hank I think that is some solid advice. DJ that might be a hard one to swollow but................Think it over.... you may end up new and improved

Now Hank there is another member that could use this advice. I will not name him. Lets just say he is blind He is having dreams about a hairy Italiano with a breast fixation
He needs some couch time

Actually, I did invest in therapy after my second divorce. It did help and -- I swear -- this particular situation is not really like me.

As for her picking up on "extreme neediness" -- i don't know about all of that. The issue was distrust, as far as she told me. Let's not forget that just a week ago she called me telling me how bad she wanted to be married and have my baby. I WAS eager to try to make something happen -- and I've already expressed my embarrassment about how quickly things moved along. Not making excuses, just hoping to clarify.

At any rate, I'm having a pretty sweet weekend. Putting this out of my mind and thinking of the fun I'm going to have in two weeks, regardless of how this whole thing played out. Just got done waxing the car and kicking back with a cold beer.

Thanks again to everyone that shared their jokes, advice and friendly ribbing. Even if I felt (feel) more than a little foolish, at least I made some friends and learned a vaulable lesson or two... and it *was* a nice wave to ride while it lasted.

-DJ

Hey DJ,

Dr. Forum here (formerly of NET - "Novias & Economic Troubles" and PM ME "Problem Mamacita o Mi Esposa"). Hank is correct about some of the guys on the internet. I noticed NHHank chimed in right after Hank spoke. I'd be careful with this NHHank character. One time I asked advice on a ring for a novia and he told me to engrave a different womans' name on it. Said her reaction would show me how much she really loved me even if she wouldn't talk to me for months. Previously, he told me to use her best friends' name when having sex. Said it would add a spark to our sexlife. Needless to say, things didn't work out with that girl.

Now, it could be argued that I have also responded. But, I am only offering the ultimate "I'm Really Done With Her" service. All I need are some photos and a phone number. If it is over, then these things shouldn't really bother you (learned this one from guess who, see above, NH (Novia Helper) Hank).

Feel free to share any details about the gringa and how she has helped you through this situation.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Don't drag me into this convoluted load of horse shit!

Berk...

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3rd........ now that was funny!

Berk.......

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