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Great thread Fifty!!

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Go Dolphins!!!

As I plan to embark upon my latest trip to the Land of Milk and honeys I have a melloncholy nut tingling kind of feeling coming all ova me. Several things im concerned about during the upcoming trip, however I have been to CR during worst scenarios.

Try these on for size: Protests of TLC, Presidential Elections (2), two days after Jan 2009 earthquake, the president of Honduras flying around the airport not being permitted to land, the chapolenes, the infamous druggers of of clients by chicas gang, rompe llantas crew, robo carro crew, etc. etc.

First Half of "How to Monger" "I" "Uno" "1" "One"

1. Be seen in mongering locations by other mongerers.
2. Look at other chicas when you are with chicas.
3. Bang hot chicas.
4. Bang multiple hot chicas.
5. Be seen chatting it up by other mongerers with hot chicas.
6. Be greeted by chicas that remember you and your name and in public display lots of affection!
7. Travel to foreign destinations to bang hot chicas.
8. Be seen in the Gulch on more than one occasion.
9. Know the exchange rate.
10. Own a vibrator or dildo.
11. Have a Frequent flyer account with many credits.
12. Have Disposal income.
13. Have a Digital camera with video capabilities.
14. Know the art of negotiation and how to get rid of undesirables.
15. Froth at the mouth at the site of strange.
16. Lick your lips incessantly when oggling a hot chica.
17. Bat your eyes nervously when being seduced by a hot chica.
18. Know how to rub your crotch in the prescence of hot chicas without being perceived as a pervert.
19. Know how to rub a chica in public without being percieved as a pervert.
20. Know how to monger without gettin yo self ass raped, robbed, drugged, shot, cut, stabbed, electrocuted, drowned, wrecked, crashed, etc etc etc

Thats it for now. This class is two part. Got to go start packing.

fittie

don't know if this belongs in the more advanced classes but consider adding:

1) have a novia who has had sex for money with more than one of your friends
2) don't mind recommending your novia to your friends because "damn that ass is fine"
3) don't mind recommending your novia to your friends or others because you don't want to receive as many RFMs
4) been in the gulch long enough to know which CRTers are keeping up which chicas
5) have at least on CRTer mad at your because you inadvertently banged their novia (who was still working the SL or Rey)

Fiddy - you are definitely the master - these are just suggestions from an eager student!

Peace, Love, and happiness for all,

Don Rico

PB

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I would rather import a Pit Viper, than marry a Russian.

Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Don Rico there are no students in the art of mongering.
There are a lot more wise and knowledgeable Mongerers out there than I.

They just choose not to share. Mongering is, should be, can be, a sharing experienece. Can't it?

I have shared most of yus guys novias over da years haven't I?
I always gave them back when I was through wit em. Didn't I?

Sharing!

Your addition to the Class Syllabus have been added and duly hereby noted ahem ahem ah hut hut, fart, sneeze, scratch, cough, and then spit.

Discuplas mami. tengo gases amor!

Just showing monger interest and monger tendencies pretty much makes you a monger. The experiences make you a veteran mongerer. The stories. The battles so to speak! In some cases the scars! LOL!

19 days and countin!

1 + 49 = fiddy

Fiddy - you are so correct - we all have the stories and we have been around long enough the scars too! You may be getting in the day I am leaving. I get in the 14th- and leave the 19th. If we cross over for one day - let's grab a beer!

Peace, Love, and Happiness for all,

Don Rico

Speaking of stories. When I arrive in CR I am apprehensive and very excited. Like I been away from home a long time and having the feeling of needing to make up for lost time. Not wanting to waste time for nathan (nothing)!

When I am leaving CR I feel depressed, anxious, like i have not finished my tasks, meloncholy, some nausea, mind wandering over how the previous days went so fast and what I did to feel some much like staying and not going back home to work? The Grind!

So yes my friend we might see each other at the aeropuerto however I am sure we will have two different sentiments at that moment in time!

The aeropuerto is where I have mongered quite often!

your brother in Mmmmmmmmmmonger!
fifthy

I don't have much of that... so I guess I'm not much of a monger...
This thread is too much, 50!

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Blue Devil

Pura Vida...enjoying life to the fullest...

Come on Blue.

You know that not having disposable income does not preclude one from being a monger.

Dont be so hard on yourself.

I dont happen to have any disposable income either, though I find just enough income to dispose of in CR quite often.

Where are you hangin out anyway these days? DR, Col, CR, Nica, Pan?

You sly devil you.

I would like for you to teach one of the Monger 3101 classes if you might find the time in your very busy schedule.

Your foresight and experience on the subject matter (Mongering) would be greatly appreciated!

I think I slept through Halloween again!

50

I enjoy what little disposable income I have... partying in Medellin. I had my teaching certifications yanked by the FMA (Federal Mongering Administration), so I may be out of a job. Maybe I can just teach some non-credit courses in the Academy of 50.

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Blue Devil

Pura Vida...enjoying life to the fullest...

Any help that you might offer will be greatly appreciated my good friend.

When might you be back in CR? A couple of ladies have been inquiring about your where abouts on my recent trips.

Three or four of the ladies had small bebes that kind of favor you!

Thats not why I have not seen you in CR on my recent trips is it?

LOL!

Think of it! A bunch of baby "blue devils" running around San Jose sayin "Peace".

five-O

You're killing me, 50! I've taken up a new lease on life with a little "peace" (I mean "piece") of paisa. I do stray, though and end up in the arms of a chica mala once in awhile. I miss my little circle of ticas favoritas... especially, one in particular. Maybe, on my next flight to MDE, I can convince el piloto to divert to SJO. I'll spend a few days at your academy as a visiting lecturer teaching "Mongering 1969- Self Awareness through Peaceful Mongering."

Abrazos para mis favoritas...and enjoy yourself!

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Blue Devil

Pura Vida...enjoying life to the fullest...

Spring Semester

Class # 3137A: No space. Class is full

How to monger during the "Rainy Season", "Semana Santa (Easter)", "Christmas", and "Earthquakes".

Fiddy