Jim Bridger wrote:
Hey guys,
Thanks for your response! The results were 19 "No, do not send money (including several more colorful variations of No,...)" and 0 "Yes, send the money" nuff said

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The award for those responses that had me LMAO (in no particular order) go to:
LivinCR
Pac55
Paco Loco
CrookedCR
Catch me at the SL May 1-4 and the first round of drinks is on me!
My dad had a line he loved to deliver to vagrants who asked him for money....for those of you who live in the city, you pretty well know a mile away when someone is approaching you with a sob story that they lost their wallet and just need $2 to catch the bus - or that they really do have a good job but live 100 miles away and forgot to bring money/lost the wallet, etc. and want a few $ for gas but they PROMISE to pay you back right away...
Anyway, as these street cons approached him, he'd walk towards them, and as soon as they delivered their request (say for 2 bucks, he'd say "I was just going to ask you for $4!) The looks he got were priceless.
I think that is the best way to answer a chica RFM....
"Oh honey, I miss you so much, and I'm sorry your mom needs the $300 cancer cure, or you are getting evicted, or you don't have enough milk for the bebe......
....but I just wrecked my car, I steeped in a deep rut in the street (you KNOW she'll indentify with the deep ruts in the street - she probably lost more than a few family members that way in SJ) and broke my foot since I had to walk to work, then I got fired for missing work and since I couldn't walk, my wife took all my money and ran out of the house, now I'm getting evicted because I can't pay the rent and ol Circus took the cardboard box that my fridge came in (for his new condo project in JAX) that I was saving for just such a run of bad luck...
.....but if you send me $300 I can get my car fixed, get the operation I need on my foot, and then buy a new cardboard box to live in outside the coin-op porn arcade and give blowjobs for money until I can save up enough to get back to Costa Rica, at which time I will pay you back for the loan, and we can live happily ever after....please my love?"