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I believe that there are many more beautiful women in CR than there are in the gulch. It has to be.

I also believe that it matters not during sex whether a women is being paid for it or not. A woman that is having multiple O's is thinking about very little except how her body is feeling at that moment, and wanting more of the same.

Men need friction. Women need what they want, where they want it, and when they want it. Theses areas, and touch, are completely different with each woman. A man who is in tune with a woman's body can get the ride of his life, regardless if he is paying for it. It doubt seriously if a womean whose eyes are rolled back in her head, and can't even get the Papi out while screaming "Aye Papi", is concerened about the money at that moment.

IMHO, if you are not having off the chart sex with a woman, whether P4P or not, the pre-game screening, is much more important than the post-game woes.

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TW,

You and I seem to agree a lot on this topic. You joined the board in 2004... about a year and a half before me. So, it is now 4 years later. We have both learned a lot.

The newer guys on this board seem to have this thing all figured out. To me - many guys on this board are confused about several things. Here are a few:

1. Hookers are your best option for dating in CR. They are the best looking girls in CR. They make the BEST girlfriends. This is BY FARRRRR the biggest crock of shit. Some of the hags I see lurking in the DR just make me want to vomit. And, guys are paying for that????

2. Hookers are your ONLY option, because hooking is a way of life for ticas, nicas and colombianas. Its part of their culture. How can this be true when less than 1 out of 100 women in CR are sex workers???? Lets compare this to another similar statistic. I think the Ministery of Health has estimated that less than 1% of women CR are infected with HIV. Is it then correct to say that HIV is highly prevalent and that most women down here have it???? I think not. Sorry to compare it to something so morbid, but the basic principle is - just because a few of them do it - doesn't mean they ALL ARE DOING IT.

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I think you are jumping to some conclusions there, Chi. First, some of us date hookers because the last thing we want in bed with us is some goody-two-shoes Catholic girl. I hate training sessions, the overly religious and all moralists. The last thing I need is some naive little shop girl, please.

And about the "they have to hook" argument: Give me the girl who would rather phuck for $60-$100 an hour over the $300 a month "straight" girl every time. She is smarter, obviously, and is a lot less likely to be hung up on some invisible man with super powers and his crew of clowns. I don't pretend to be "Joe Plumber" so why would I want to phuck his no-clue girl?

I believe it was Prof. Hill who sang, "The sadder but wiser girl's the girl for me!" Some straight beauty queen? Not on your tin type!

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I think these lyrics size it up about right:

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no K*D.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

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I look at the downside, have no fear.

I agree with you that the 'hottest' women in the country are not in the Del Rey. OH THE OTHER HAND... I recall a night in a bar called Grappa in Santa Ana. I saw some stunning women there. The problem is, I might as well have been a cucaracha for all the interest I could generate. I might as well have been back in the States, where (I quote myself here) the women who were interested weren't attractive and those who were attractive weren't interested. To quote myself again: Show me a well-off Tica and I'll show you a Gringa.

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Who ever said catholic girls were bad in bed???? I'd bet over 50% of all sex workers are catholic. Maybe you are talking about the ones at home. However, I've dated a few catholic girls that could "suck the chrome of a trailer hitch and lay back with a beer."

To each his own - I find the sex is much better when its not P4P. Don't get me wrong... I've had some killer and crazy sessions. However, the quality and quantity is nowhere near my non p4p experiences.

I wonder what would happen if we started a poll. Which is better sex? P4P or Not P4P. It would be interesting to see the results.

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I'm not taking a side on this one because both sides have valid points. The above point, though, had me wondering whether or not you've ever actually been with a non-pro down here.

Most latinas are very sexual and passionate by nature. Especially the ones that seem like "good girls." In my experience, I can't say that P4P sex is consistently better than non-P4P. Most of those goody-two-shoes Catholic girls you see will blow you away in the bedroom.

This wasn't an attempt to call you out or anything, I just think you should give some non-pros a try. They a lot of fun and pretty easy to get them in the sack.

JJ - I was overstating my case for emphasis but, as those who know me will tell you, I am not a "plain vanilla" guy when it comes to the bedroom. I prefer girls who are "in the game" and who do not necessarily relate sex and love. My girls bring me girls. See how well that goes over with the shop girls.

I am certain that the non-pros have some good points, however, they also have expectations beyond the bedroom in most cases. We do, in fact, pay them to leave!

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My best experiences in Costa Rica were with a puta girlfriend. I liked her, we had a very good time, we traveled all over. One day it ended, but that's OK. And not only is it a good time, but it is convenient. She was a very good-looking girl. I would like to find another one now. I recommend the puta girlfriend.

boy o boy...I tried to make it all nine pages but I give up after just three!!

Henny Youngman was king of the one liners BEFORE CRT, but he wouldn't have a chance in these modern times!

Maybe its my buddy Jimmy Beam talking but this shit is classic (quotes of my CRT brethern):



Guys on this board that make blanket judgments of these women are jackasses in my humble opinion.

Otherwise, you could end up like Rolltide.

My brother has been married 5 times,

The situations described in both points of view are not mutually exclusive.

You've got to remember, women in general, are lazy.

"Most of the girls" You mean hookers, right ?

As a Whore Monger,

If you are an older guy and you like banging younger women

Any time you are dealing with any woman, you better be on your toes.

If you have a problem with that, then dating putas is not for you.

She has 4 offspring and no help from the sperm donors, aka fathers

Pointing at Paul McCartney and saying all bass players are rich just proves you don't know many bass players.

All hookers aren't so admirable.

I mean, she didn't just suddenly die because she can't hook, did she?

Those horrible low life Tico assholes is what they want us to think so we'll feel sorry for them,

So what about the women who can't sell their ass, what about the women who just won't sell their ass?

Gotta jump in and add my two cents, having been one of the 'unfortunate souls' who has fallen for a DR girl.

They eat little more than rice, beans and fruit.

You gotta keep in mind WE are the problem.

So now Mr Smarty Pants,

Some can't be hookers - too unattractive, too fat or just won't do it even if striving.

$300 is $300. There is no magical way to stretch it into more money.

Independent survey by who, you?

I hesitate to get into this pointless pissing contest but I will give one example.

I don't think there is anything else to discuss on the subject.

Only thing I've been saying is what you finally said, they don't have to be hookers, however if they aren't hookers, they don't live so nicely.

You know, the K*ds in SJO and Jaco have it good, their mom's can sell their ass to put steak on the table.

This entire thread is outside my area of competence

There are guys who won't monger - sure thing - for whatever reason.

Man, this thread is getting poisonous...

Pura Vida to all..........

Peace, out.

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When you say this thread is outside your area of competence, a couple of things come to mind:

1. You admit falling for a DR girl and refer to their tico ässhole sperm donors as being the root cause of their problem. This tells me that you are actually listening to their stories of drama and woe. I'd be willing to bet that the blame for their fatherless Ch*ldren is not totally one-sided. After all, the mommy is hooking herself for money. Is that any kind of example to set for the family? I'd be willing to bet that it is more like 50/50. In fact, many, many of these girls are STILL MARRIED. Many are doing this WITHOUT their husbands knowledge.

2. You still make it sound as if it is their ONLY option for survival. THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Many are not doing this to put steak on the table (over rice and beans). They are doing it for the thrill and the "party" and that cool new iphone or a nice gucci hand bags. Lots do it just to support their party lifestyle and to buy nice clothing. Not for their K*ds, but for themselves.

Whats so toxic about this thread? Is it because you don't like what you hear? If anything, maybe it will help a few less suckers from getting flushed down the toilet.

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It does not matter what the girls make. Some girls work in the supermarket and have a better life than a puta from HDR.
Why?
Because they are grounded. They do not buy drugs. They do not get drunk with gringos every night they work. They do not spend money on puta clothes.
The "gunt" is hard to hide. It costs money.
A woman with two K*ds and a mother can get by nicely on 550-600 a month.
No, they will not have high speed internet, high heel shoes or gaudy costume jewelry.
But, they have a better life than a puta.
I get a kick of one person writing about how a puta's eyes roll back in her head and the only thing she is thinking about is the pleasure.
The person that wrote that also fantasizes about having sex with his mother.
The puta is an actress. Eyes rolling and screams during sex are good acting.
Your C*ck and your bad breath do little to instill a sense of euphoria in a puta.
The girls in the MP's are bad actresses, but, they get paid very little and their SAG card is out of date.
The guys who actually think the puta has a good time with them are the most delusional people I have ever met.

Latent homosexuality comes to mind. They are actually the ones that cruise the Holiday Inn at night picking up a he/she and telling themselves it is a woman.
Sorry, but puta’s are machines that need money. They would not be there at the HDR if they did not want money. Putas are lazy. Putas will take your money and smile and act like your dog at home, yes you are a rock star, until the money is gone and your lechee has flown all over the room.
No I have not been robbed. No I have not been burnt by a puta. I just know what they are. Just like they know what you are.
The profession is time honored and the a holes who think a puta cares about them are the saddest creatures in the “gulch.”

Of course, the trolls will come out of the wood work on this one. I believe a negative note or an accurate note is like DECON. It brings all the little cockroaches out with their smiley faces and their one liner.
Even a cockroach is entitled to write a rebuttal. I doubt one will, it usually amounts to a trollish quip about a single phrase. And they take the time to copy a note and quote it and then add their little girlish quip underneath it.
Yes, we in the gulch look for you cockroaches. You spend the money, feed the meter get drunk and provide sport for those who rob gringos when they walk down the street in a zig zag pattern. You gringo’s are like a bear at a garbage dump. We always know where to find the money and the stupid ones who hang out with their cheap shorts, out of date sneakers and some asinine hat gives us good hunting 365 days a year. We especially like Semana Santa when the streets are quiet and you gringos walk around in your shorts looking for MP’s that are closed. Fresh money is always found at a closed MP. Just look for the dejected gringo puss and the khaki shorts which he bought at Target.
Yup, you guys have it all figured out. We like it that way.
Keep coming to CR; keep the puta’s in drug money and alcohol. Keep their boyfriend’s in good style by paying them too much. But, please, keep that penis covered. We do not need an onslaught of fat baby gringo’s wearing shorts and screaming “next.”

Buyer, amazing how much you know and only 14 posts. I can't wait till you get your phd.

To quote Mark Twain: “It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”

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Buyer's message was a little hard to "de-code" but I actually agree with some of what he is saying. Here are a few IMHO accurate points:

1. Hookers are actresses. In time, they get better and better with their acting skills as time goes on. This includes "faking" a good time in the sack. It also includes their drama stories of woe and misery. Its all just a game to get your sympathy and eventually more money.

2. Not all these girls are dirt poor. I know several that drive better cars than me.

A colombiana once told me, in confidence, that on a good day she can make $600. That is tax free!!! This doesn't happen every day, or probably every week. But, hypothetically, she can make over $100K per year tax free.

I also know a chica in Jaco, who is off the buyers markets, because she has sooo many clients that just call her. She regularly hangs-out on boats in Los Suenos. She confided in me that a rich gringo pays her $1,000 per day, to sit on his boat and look pretty and do cocaine with him. This has been happening once every week or so for the past two years. Off this client alone she makes $50K per year (or so) and has developed a horrible cocaine addiction. So, she lives in a chicken coop. I've been there. She has a large plasma HD TV. A $2000K mountain bike. Shit loads of expensive clothes and jewelry. She sleeps in until 3PM everyday and parties ALL NIGHT LONG... everyday.

2. They are lazy and enjoy the party lifestyle. Open La Nacion on Domingo and read all the jobs in the employment section. Their are THOUSANDS of openings that pay a decent, local wage. The economy in CR (outside the Gulch) is actually growing. Unlike the US, where the job market is shrinking and being sold oversees, the job market in CR is growing quickly. In fact, many companies are outsourcing jobs in the US to Costa Rica. Look at HP, Microsoft, Intel and ALLLLL THE CALL CENTERS. Yes - these are white collar jobs and require education. Well - education is FREE in Costa Rica. Their are also TONS of jobs that DO NOT REQUIRE any formal education.

This is why I laugh, when gringos who are supposedly "In the know," say that these girls have no choice and are essentially martyrs by selling their pussies for money.

I will admit that the economy is not very good outside of the central valley, barring tourism and hotels. But, just about anyone in CR can get by, with practically no education, and earn a fair wage in the job market. All it take is some effort.

Now I'm generalizing and not all girls have it this way. However, I'm trying to add perspective, because not all these chicas have it THAT bad.

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Two statements that I need to call you on.



Yeah and I play the lotto too. Potentially I could be a millionaire by Friday. You are arriving to a fallible conclusion.




Hmmm, IMHO, you are generalizing and having sex with a total stranger that is probably 2-3 times your age and 2-4 times your weight, intoxicated and trying to stick his dick and tongue on every open orifice of your body is as bad as it gets. And the all encounter that to make some money.

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