Ricanrolla wrote:
Hi,
I'm going to Costa Rica in a week or so. For the guys that live there... where do I find the good cute tica girls? I'll be staying in San Jose and Spanish is not a problem, just need to be guided to the right place.
Thanks
Good luck.
I'm latino, speak and write Spanish fluently, and have over 50 CR stamps in my US passport.
I've picked up a few "nonpros (*)" in various places in Costa Rica, but quite frankly I find the effort involved isn't worth it.
Why? Probably because I don't live there.
I typically go down for a long weekend. My longest trip ever was 10 days, back in the good old days of Hotel M. A long weekend really isn't enough time to find, woo and bed a typical Costa Rican female who isn't out to snare a foreigner so she can get some quick cash or - heaven forbid! - a US visa courtesy of an unplanned (by you) pregnancy.
The first thing you have to understand is you aren't in the US. US "game" or pickup strategies may not work. Ticas aren't typically hanging around in clubs by themselves looking to hook up with strangers. Ticas usually run in packs and socialize with people they know or people who know people they know. Strangers that approach them and try to pick them up are going to strike out 99 times out of 100 UNLESS:
- you are famous AND/OR
- look like a latin Chris Hemsworth AND/OR
- speak Spanish flawlessly (as opposed to Bronx or Tijuana Spangrish) AND/OR
- have colones / dollars falling out of your pockets as you stroll into the VIP area of the club AND/OR
- can dance salsa/cumbia/merengue/bachata
To put it in terms our capitalistic, money-driven brothers can understand - the cost / benefit ratio is unfavorable. I'd much rather spend my limited time with working girls than trying to find that elusive unicorn, the
tica who will fall for my "charms".
If, despite all this, you are really obsessed with snagging a non-pro, I recommend you try meeting
ticas via social media - Tinder+, Facebook, etc - well before your trip. That way you can chat them up before you get there, they get to know you, you can arrange an encounter from Day 1 and see how things go from there. Even then be aware you might be hooking up with a working girl pretending to be a non-pro.
Best of luck. I hope you prove me wrong.
mh
(*) Defined as women who didn't
ask for money in exchange for sex... but that doesn't mean they didn't seek other types of "compensation"!!!
