www.CostaRicaTicas.com

guys, i am in mood for some flaming.
in this case i see some of you claiming PhD from DelRay, so maybe i miss something in this game? I kinda dont see much difference between chicks anyway except price.
so, teach me!

I think that rankings come from CRT admin based upon years of membership and number of postings that you have made on the CRT website. But for me, I'm still a slut puppy in training. Maybe one day I can graduate to being a full Ho Dawg.

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Slut Puppy in Training

Is low self esteem a prerequisite for being a good Ho or is it a result? ;-)

Not much to teach, you seem to understand. Damn, in 22 posts too. The PhD thing, # of posts. If you want to get flamed, post something like

"First trip to CR, met a Colombiana at the Del Rey. Do you think it was a bad idea to give her full internet access to my credit card?"

or

"Anybody know any good jewelers in SJ?"

or

"I met this girl at the HDR last night, paid her $300 for a 20 minute handjob. Said she was not working anymore and wanted to be with me. Saw her there tonight. Do you think she was picking up her final paycheck?"

or

"Met a great girl at the HDR last night. Took her back to the hotel and she wanted something to drink. So, I went downstairs to get her a drink. I came back, we did the deed, and she left. Next morning, I noticed my laptop, camera, passport, money, ipod, pillow casings and dirty socks were missing. Do you think the maid took them? And, I can never understand why these working girls carry such big purses. Thanks!!"

or

"I am sitting in my hotel room waiting for my new favorite to come back. I just met her but she said she needed to pay the babysitter so she can stay all night. I gave her $310, $300 for the babysitter and $10 for taxi ride there and back. Should I wait downstairs for her? And, don't you think the $10 taxi is a bit steep?"

or

"I have been reading the board a lot and came across something unusual tonight. This hottie asked me for a $100 propina to take her bra off. I didn't negotiate this upfront, only the $300 for the hour. So I paid the $300 and, reluctantly, the $100. I kissed one nipple, then her phone rang. She said her baby is snoring and she has to go. Has this ever happened to anyone? Do you think the K*D is ok?"

or

"Got an email from a girl I bought a drink for at the HDR. She said she her ant farm is being repossessed. I sent her the $300 fee plus $150 for the license (seems a bit high to me). My question is simple. Where should we meet so she can pay me back?"

That should get you some heat!!

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Dean.........always the bridesmaid never the bride

There's a secret handshake too...but that comes later..


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Most importantly when you get over 4999 posts Admin sends you a CRT secret decoder ring. It allows you to decipher Greengo's posts.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Since you have 2 send me one
Regards, 911 Driver

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The happy hour is a device either for getting rid of social obligations hurriedly en masse or for making overtures toward more serious social relationships, as in the etiquette of whoring.- Brooks Atkinson

Dat 911 guy ith won smawt glasshoppa.

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

300 is like some weird number from the Da Vinci Code.

Ok, you'll never get one until you learn to spell "Rey" moron.

Paco you stupid red neck ass-hole drunken lawmower driving idiot

Let this dumb ass pecker head, kwow how you rally feel