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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her.Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one
condition. Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words.The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly,meaningfully said, Suck my Balls.


Sorry Twarag, Paco told me to change the punchline.

The funniest thing I have read in many, many years and I bet true for many women since they can get most of the sex they can handle for free.

WTF
I suggested PAINT MY HOUSE instead of CLEAN MY HOUSE, it ends up SUCK MY BALLS and I'm to blame?

I had heard the original version before.

Within the context of this thread I like the revised edition even better.

Don't act so innocent bitch. Your just scared because KC will probably kick your ass.

SCIENTOLOGY IS A RELIGION OF PEACE!
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Yong man should have checked for the adams apple first.