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 Post subject: Oriental Disease
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:01 pm 
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Jack, a happy and extremely sexually active married man, had a great IT job which every now and then offered him the opportunity to travel abroad. One of the trips took him to China where he spent three months setting up a LAN (Local Area Network).

Needless to say, the urge for sex was just too much during his stay in China and eventually fell victim to the charms of a cute and sexy local working girl who provided for his hunger with a long and passionate unprotected session.

It wasn't long before after his return to the US when one day during a BBBJ his wife noticed a few dark spots on the Jack's penis. Because she understood his high sexual drive she accepted his adventure but became very concerned about the dark spots and suggested for Jack to see a Doctor.

On the very next day Jack went to see his Urologist. After a thorough examinination and a few blodd test the Doctor diagnosed Jack with an Oriental Disease and said "we have to cut it off"! To this Jack inmendiately barked and decided that he would get a second opinion.

The next Doctor conducted the same type examination and blood tests and came back to Jack with the same "Oriental Disease" diagnosis and the same "we have to cut it off" prognosis. Jack wanted a third opinion and unfortunately came up with the same "Oriental Disease" and heard the same "we have to cut it off"! diagnosis.

Jack was desperate and confided with his wife about the doctor's suggestion to have his penis "cut off"! His wife then suggested; "if it is an Oriental Disease, why don't you go see an Oriental Doctor"? This made a lot sense to Jack and he quickly made an appointment with Dr. Wang Lo, an Oriental Urologist he found in the Yellow Pages.

After Dr. Wang Lo conducted another very torough examination and blood tests, he sat down with Jack and confirmed that Jack had an "Oriental Disease" and gave Jack a prescription for some salve and told him to go home. Perplexed, Jack asked Dr. Wang Lo; "wait a minute Doc; are you telling me this is indeed an Oriental Disease"? Dr. Wang said "Yes it is".
Jack said: "well, what about what the other Doctors said; that we had to cut it off"? Dr. replied; "Oh no, not cut off, couple months, fall off by self"!

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