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A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX. IT WAS FOUND THEY PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER "T", SUCH AS:
> TUESDAY
> THRUSDAY
> TODAY
> TOMORROW
> THANKSGIVING
> THATURDAY
> THUNDAY
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A RECENT SURVEY ALSO DISCOVERED WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. THE RESULTS SHOWED THAT:
> 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
> 8% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
> 87% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
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A PERFECT BREAKFAST IS WHEN YOU ARE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND:
> YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES
> YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF HUSTLER, AND
> YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON
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WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER AGE 70?
"NUDITY"
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
"ABOUT 45 LBS"
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WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART?
"THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE"
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WHY ARE REDNECK HOMICIDES DIFFICULT TO SOLVE?
"THE DNA IS ALL THE SAME AND THERE ARE NO DENTAL RECORDS"
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WHAT's THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO & NORTHERN ZOO?
"A NORTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE. IN THE SOUTH IT INCLUDES A COUPLE OF RECIPES"
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WHAT's THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRY TALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRY TALE?
"A NORTHEN FAIRY TALE BEGINS 'ONCE UPON A TIME'. A SOUTHERN FAIRY TALE BEGINS 'Y'ALL AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT..."
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Respectfully,

Muff

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