Just for you germaphobe: (have you run out of clean towels yet?)
-During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
-In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises from touching door handles, flushing commodes, etc. (probably 115 penises hanging at the HDR all day
)
-An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
-In a year you will have swallowed up to 14 insects - while you slept.
-Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
-Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. (or 6 times with Hand-Solo)
-In a lifetime 12 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket.
-At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. (no wonder you skipped Handy's wedding)
-Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. (probably MUCH more hanging out with that CRT crowd at Happy Hour.)
HAVE A GREAT DAY... and don't forget to wash your damn hands!
.........now exuse me while I go throw-up