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Take my wife, please take my wife...(with apologies to Henny Youngman)

A man was driving home
late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed
limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on
in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this
guy," so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are
racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour
(Obviously not in Costa Rica). Finally, as his
speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck,"
and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police
officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says "listen mister, I've had a really
lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good
excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a
moment and said... "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off
with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my
rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and
you were trying to give her back to me!

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine