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Irish Drifter

Post subject: Divorced Barbie

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:34 pm

PHD From Del Rey University!

Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:24 pm
Posts: 11358
Location: Sabana Oeste , Costa Rica

A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds:

Which one? We have:

Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95

Volleyball Barbie: $19.95

Shopping Barbie: $19.95

Surfer Barbie: $19.95

Disco Barbie: $19.95

and Divorced Barbie: $299.99

Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

Ken's car

Ken's house

Ken's boat

Ken's furniture

Ken's jewelry

Ken's money

Ken's computer, and

Ken's best friend...

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LionKing

Post subject: Barbie

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:17 pm

PHD From Del Rey University!

Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:29 am
Posts: 1647
Location: St. Pete Beach, Fl.

Barbie is a GRINGA. Poor Ken. Lionking

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