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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY |
ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY > > > > 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. > > > > 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT. > > > > 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. > > > > 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY. > > > > 5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT. > > > > 6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME. > > > > 7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. > > > > 8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET. > > > > 9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE. > > > > 10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST. > > > > 11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM. > > > > 12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE > > CHEESE. > > > > 13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL. > > > > 14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE. > > > > 15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK. > > > > 16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY. > > > > 17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES. > > > > 18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE! > > > > 19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW. > > > > 20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT! > > > > 21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS. > > > > 22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO- KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND. > > > > 23 . OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK? > > > > 24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK? > > > > 25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY > > OVERLOOKED > > SOMETHING. > > > > 26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE. > > > > 27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW. > > > > 28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM. > > > > 29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS? > > > > 30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES? > > > > 31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES. > > > > 32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE? > > > > 33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT. > > > > 34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER. > > > > 35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME? > > > > 36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT > > HAPPENED. > > > > 37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF. > > > > > > 38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR > > BRIGHT > > UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK. |
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY |
sage advice. |
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