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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:43 am 
PHD From Del Rey University!

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ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
> >
> > 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.
> >
> > 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.
> >
> > 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
> >
> > 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
> >
> > 5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
> >
> > 6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
> >
> > 7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
> >
> > 8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
> >
> > 9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
> >
> > 10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
> >
> > 11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
> >
> > 12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE
> > CHEESE.
> >
> > 13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
> >
> > 14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
> >
> > 15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
> >
> > 16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
> >
> > 17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
> >
> > 18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!
> >
> > 19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
> >
> > 20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!
> >
> > 21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
> >
> > 22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO- KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
> >
> > 23 . OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
> >
> > 24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
> >
> > 25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY
> > OVERLOOKED
> > SOMETHING.
> >
> > 26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
> >
> > 27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
> >
> > 28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
> >
> > 29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
> >
> > 30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
> >
> > 31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
> >
> > 32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
> >
> > 33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
> >
> > 34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
> >
> > 35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?
> >
> > 36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT
> > HAPPENED.
> >
> > 37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
> >
> >
> > 38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR
> > BRIGHT
> > UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:13 pm 
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Location: NFM--Geezers, cowpokes and the working poor--yeeha!
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